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Uncle Wheat Toast is the Video Circus departments very own interviewer on the go. He’s our man about town, our star fucker, our sleazy sycophant of the first order. He gets the important answers out of people that are more important than you, so that your life can have just a little more meaning. First up, one of the Video Circus’ favorite Lords of the Underground: Count Smokula.
Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.
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