“I’m still waiting on my 1099″

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

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Someone’s getting fed to the hogs!

As a global leader in subversive mind control and successful corporate business practices, we maintain a talented workforce of employee assets to support strategic initiatives that continues to generate fear, reduce costs, achieve customer-focused results, and improve profit. Our executive and administrative careers provide outstanding opportunities for career domination and growth and many members of our staff have literally murdered in order to get on the team. Well Swellco & Swellco is saying thank you by having a corporation wide Employee of the Month, picked by you, the consumer.

-First place winner will receive 32 pounds of freeze dried ham hocks, a jug of Swellco & Swellco Ritual Wolf Pee and a Swellco & Swellco “Skull Fucker” ivory bobble head trophy.
-Second place winner receives the honor of continued employment.
-Third place employees will be fed to the hogs at our luxurious pig farming facility in scenic Princeton Tennessee.

Contest ends December 31st.
So let the gross popularity contests begin!

Effective team building development and exercises bring together a group of employee assets from diverse backgrounds, with different skill sets, and often competing interests, so that they cooperate and maximize their effort, productivity, and success.

Swellco & Swellco’s team building development consultants and mind control experts recognize Orgy as an ideal team building tool.  Sal Stemper (Swellco & Swellco 00238b), author, leadership trainer, and founder of the Forced Reconditioning Department of Swellco & Swellco’s Corporate HR: “Orgy is a great training and team building tool, because it’s fun, interactive, and immediately creates an unequal playing field in which everyone can learn and grow. Most people remember what they’ve experienced much more than what they’ve heard. Using Orgy in trainings catches people’s attention and puts them at ease, allowing participants to fully engage in lewd behavior. Orgy gets people into action – not just thinking or talking about communication or hedonism, but out of their seats and on their knees, creating, communicating, and copulating.”

Fun team building activities allow the employee asset to see the success of the group as part of their own achievement.

At Swellco & Swellco, we listen. We take the time to take our customers needs into consideration, because that’s what a good company is supposed to do. Here is just a single example of how people are taking their time to say “thanks Swellco & Swellco!”

From: marylnsimply
To: Swellco2000@hotmail.com
Date: January 3, 2010 1:33:15 AM
Subject: I don’t get it.

Dear who ever you are at what ever you are,
I came across your site a few weeks back. I don’t get it, but I keep coming back. I mean. I don’t think I don’t get it. Are you supposed to be a company, or film makers? Are  you some kind evil self help group? Some of this is clearly fiction. I don’t believe your writers have extra fingers on their hands or fanged genitalia. But  some of this is regular blogging. Do you realize how confusing all of this is? I visit your site a least once a week and you leave me even more confused. You guys seem to be extremely, extremely talented and knowledgeable, but it seems like such a shame that you are so self indulgent and pervy. You’ve turned me on to several really killer artists and performers but I feel strangely threatened when I visit your site, Like I’m going to some scary basement and have to knock three times. Do you think you could turn the light up, just a little?

Praises and/or Death Threats
Call (781) CULT-LOL /318-6278
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