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That Shit Gets You High

Monday, March 22nd, 2010

Uncle Wheat Toast claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Family thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

Momma please be nice

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Bestiality is Not a Victimless Crime (a Video Circus PSA)

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Bestiality is Not a Victimless Crime

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