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Swellco & Swellco was created with your future in mind. We know the average person wants to bury their head these days. Well Swellco & Swellco wants to be the sand you hide in. Why burden yourself with horrible weights like morality, civility or reality?

There are 10 tenants to the Swellco & Swellco subversive subliminal mental reconditioning. Once these 10 concepts are fully accepted both consciously and subconsciously, a consumer is freed from the mental shackles our senses impose and can re-embrace the comforts of our id.
1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real

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Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

Feel like your life is coming up short? You did everything they told you and you are still a disappointment.

At the Video Circus there is no shame. Once you have consciously and subconsciously embraced the subversive subliminal video process, you join a group that does not join groups, you enter a world that does not have limitations because in the Video Circus, nothing is real. Concepts like humility, morality, civility and reality simply do not apply. Here we are all whores. Here we are all carnivores. Here everyone is a martyr, a bully, a coward and a king. We are gluttonous and feast on the milk and breads of virgin angels. Our Circus never ends.

You know it’s time and you know you have nothing to loose. A soul carries no currency if it’s already damned.

At Swellco & Swellco, we listen. We take the time to take our customers needs into consideration, because that’s what a good company is supposed to do. Here is just a single example of how people are taking their time to say “thanks Swellco & Swellco!”

From: heatherbless1969
To: Swellco2000
Date: March 18, 2011 08:15:20 AM
Subject: God loves you

Your people don’t have to go to hell. If you love the Lord God with all your heart and soul and Accept the grace that Christ freely gave you, when he paid the price for your sins on the cross and accept him as your savior and become baptised you will spend eternity in heaven with the Lord God, King of Kings

Praises and/or Death Threats
Call (781) CULT-LOL /318-6278
info @ swellco2000.com

Power to the flesh

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

Swellco & Swellco’s community education outreach program has been a fantastic success. All over the nation, our employee’s have been volunteering in community’s that so desperately need our help.

Our Community Education Outreach Programs are individually tailored to your needs. Each program is designed to target a specific group of individuals, whether that means a program for youth or a program for seniors or a program for wealthy executives or a program for spider monkeys.

If you would like more information about any of our program offerings, or if you are interested in working with our community education outreach department to setup a workshop or presentation, please contact Girard Neville (Swellco & Swellco 86770b)

Fucking pigs.

I met Scott the Blue Bunny once, kind of. He was performing at a club in New York and I had just entered the restroom to ready to unleash a hot torrent of golden piss when he pushed into the room. He was in his full bunny suit that had a blue tutu and little blue sequins up and down his legs and arms. He was wearing super high clear stripper shoes and he hopped up and down on them screaming “a girls gotta go!” as he grabbed his crotch. I was sitting on the only toilet in a doorless stall. He had no choice, he turned away from me and began pissing in the sink. I know that he’s gay, and I didn’t stand a chance, but the sounds of his hot yellow love flowing from his fountain as I was unleashing my own pungent piss drove me wild and I rubbed my nipples through my dress as I watched him stand there. I pictured myself squatting underneath his powerful cock faucet as magic gold bathed me.

So as you can see, Scott the Blue Bunny is a great performer, regardless of whether you are straight, gay or into pee. Be sure to visit his site.
-Annette Garcia Swellco & Swellco 54823a

Just relax and let it happen.

Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

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Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

Crack thieves will not be tolerated

DEAR UNCLE TOAST
My daughter is 22 and starting to want to wear makeup. She never used to be much of a tart and used to prefer playing with chickens over doing “girly” things. She wore makeup to the trailer park last weekend, and her father was very drunk. He threatened to call “Pooky, King of the Mind Monkeys” if her whore ass stole his crack. She tells me kids are making comments about her because she plays with chickens and doesn’t smoke enough crack or wear makeup. She seems so down. Uncle Toast, I don’t see anything wrong with her smoking crack once in a while. I know I did when I was a whore ass and I never had to live in fear of mind monkeys.
-STRESSED IN PRISON

DEAR STRESSED IN PRISON
Get a cold 40 of Old E for your husband, because I have news for him. His little girl is growing up, and right on schedule. Now, I don’t know how much makeup your daughter wore to the the trailer park, but if she’s stealing crack she needs to be set straight. I would suggest a stern beating with a coat hanger while squealing like a pig as you attack her. Your Daughter’s primitive mind will associate stealing crack with farm animals. I would also say that you need to have a serious talk with you husband about his threats. Bringing mind monkeys into your life is no light matter. If set loose in your home, the mind monkeys could easily bore into your daughter’s brain and feed on her dreams and thoughts for up to 3000 days and nights. Just remember Stressed in Prison, whether it be makeup, smoking crack, coat hanger beatings or mind monkeys; moderation is the key.
And now a gratuitous booty dance.
-Uncle Wheat Toast Swellco & Swellco 54239c

Need advice about your baby’s momma? Trying to figure out what that growth is?
Submit a question by email uncletoast @ swellco2000.com
or call the Uncle Wheat Toast Help-Line (571) 31-TOAST /86278

Birth, Life, Death. You have some choices to make, some questions to ask. Swellco & Swellco has options, we have answers.

Some basic assertions you must accept as a consumer asset:

You are never going to be rich.
You are never going to fuck a super model.
Your house will never be that big.
You are never going to own that sports car.
You will never be let into their club.
You will not retire in comfort and dignity.

If you think you are winning, it’s because they already have you fooled.
The game was always rigged, but you can’t lose if you don’t play.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s video process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb minds. When a consumer believes in the process of the video circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions—then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality (test study 312).

The Ten Tenants of the Swellco & Swellco Video Process and your new reality await.

It’s only going to get uglier.