The Evil Corporation is dead, long live the Evil Corporation!

It’s the end of a strange year for Swellco & Swellco. As many of you know, we were getting a lot of buzz and our live events were blowing the doors off of our venues and then we suddenly stopped.  For the last 8 months we’ve kept a low profile which led to a lot of confusion by fans and some dissension inside our ranks.

We shut shit down for a reason, because we knew we were onto a good thing and wanted to make the evil corporation whose motto is “nothing is real” into something very real. We’ve spent these past few months working on the back end, behind the curtains crap that isn’t always fun or glamorous but needed in order to take us to the next level.  Assuming the bible thumpers, conspiracy theorists and shitty movie makers are wrong and the world doesn’t end, this will be the year Swellco & Swellco becomes a house hold name.

And if the bible thumpers, conspiracy theorists and shitty movie makers are right? Fuck it. We’re all going to die someday any way.

FTW,
Imperium Sine Fine,
Happy New Year,

R.E. Brown
Swellco & Swellco 64312b

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Where Consumer Assets are king

Why Swellco & Swellco? Well why not. That’s what the millions of people all across the world don’t realize they believe. They are not wrong. Swellco & Swellco says we know how get the job done and we say we get it right almost all the time.

Just see what people are saying:

“We were in big trouble, we didn’t know what to do, then we got a call from Swellco & Swellco. Our sex has never been the same. “
-Susan and Mike Eeckmonte, hired actors

“Swellco & Swellco makes sense when times get tough, you know you have a friend and a lover and a mother and a maid and a house boy and a priest in Swellco & Swellco. it just makes sense.”
-Marsha Ray, Bus Driver

“I found their statistical analysis of the market trends to be right on the money. I feel secure putting my trust in Swellco & Swellco.”
-Ervin Hanson, Prostitute

“I got my booty wet!”
-Candy Wang, Chief Art Director of Smithsonian Magazine

“I had a really bad rash, it smelled like mold. Thanks Swellco & Swellco!”
-Timmy Robins, Real estate broker

See? Swellco & Swellco does not lie. We tell the truth, because that is the best way to earn your trust. It’s the Swellco & Swellco way. We’ve built our company with you people in mind. Smart people, beautiful people, Swellco & Swellco people. Look around you, walking down the street, in restaurants, at work or at school, even in your bedroom. The person next to you may very well be from Swellco & Swellco. We hope so, it’s our master plan.

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“Met a stranger on a train
He bumped right into me
I swear I didn’t mean it
I swear it wasn’t meant to be”

Photos courtesty of Marie Alyse Rodriquez, hair & makeup by Madison Rupert

So why not snuggle up to some new friends?

At Swellco & Swellco we believe hell is here and this is as good as it gets. Your physical form is soft putty ready to be molded by the elements you kneel before. Your mind is a substandard hard drive infected with animal urges. These tools of your punishment are shoddy at best. Live, struggle, fight, beg, succeed, die.

There is another way. You don’t have to serve your sentence in the same cell as everyone else. The rabbit hole might smell like a sewer, but it is an escape. Are you afraid to get a little dirty?

There are 10 tenants to the Swellco 2000 subversive subliminal mental reconditioning. Once these 10 concepts are fully accepted both consciously and subconsciously, a consumer is freed from the mental shackles our senses impose and can re-embrace the comforts of our id.

1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real

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Work Ethic.

Telephone bill.

Crisscrossing neurons.

Intersecting branches.

Melting blueprints.

Erasers.

Unplugged table fans.

Circuit breaker.

Reactivating my aunt’s arms.

Maple Syrup.

Maple Syrup.

Maple Syrup.

Swellco & Swellco

Tell your gods to prepare for blood. MCCXII

Ever feel like it’s all just a big joke? Like every time you think you’ve got an escape, the door slams back in your face? You are tired of being laughed at, tired of being the joke. There are no miracles, there is no magic, Not in THIS reality.

The future is now. This is as good as it gets and it’s not going to get any better again. At Swellco & Swellco, we say, if you are going to die anyway, why even play the game? One reality is just as good as another, so why not submit to the Swellco & Swellco Video Process?

Our consultants are eagerly waiting to assess your needs, earn your trust and feel your pain. We know how hopeless the future looks and we have alternatives to the brutal reality you are forced to endure.

You can relax because we have your back.

Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Is Swellco & Swellco getting the job done? Are they getting the job done right?” We think you’ll like the answer you get when the voices respond back.

Some of the most common symptoms of indwelling demons are as follows:
1.  Disturbances in the emotions which persist or recur.
2.  Disturbances in the mind or thought life.
3.  Outbursts or uncontrolled use of the tongue.
4. Recurring unclean thoughts and acts regarding sex.
5.  Addictions to nicotine, alcohol, drugs, medicines, caffeine, food, etc.
6.  Many diseases and physical afflictions are due to spirits of infirmity (Luke 13:11).

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life. Are you ready to embrace the Video Process?

The nuns are bound to the celebration of the entire Liturgy of the Hours in choir.

We hear a great deal of seekers after the video process and professors of the video process, of video process teaching and video process meetings. The great test of whether the reality we profess to seek or to attain is truth and life will be whether it be manifest in the increasing lack of shame it produces. In the creature, a lack of shame is the one thing needed to allow Swellco & Swellco’s video process to dwell in him and shine through him. At the private circus, Swellco & Swellco creates the new reality for us, a divine reality is the secret of our life and our death and our exaltation; the one infallible test of our video process will be the lack of inhibition before the agents of Swellco & Swellco and the lust which marks us. There is no shame in the bloom and the beauty of the Swellco & Swellco Video Process.

Create
Subvert
Dominate
Swellco & Swellco

Create
Subvert
Dominate
Swellco & Swellco

Pleasure is God

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Shit can get weird

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality

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I had a nightmare last night about giant spiders. It was one of those intense can’t move your legs night terror type of dream where a giant black widow was spinning a huge web between buildings. I woke up I google image searched giant spiders with the intention of writing about this fear. But I came across the French robotic artist Francois Delaroziere and totally became side tracked.

Delaroziere is famous for creating huge towering mechanized human & animal art pieces. Two years ago he made international news when he & his company la Machine were commissioned to create a piece for the Liverpool Capital of Cultural Event. The result was La Princesse, a 50 foot fully automated robotic spider. All I can say, is holy shit.

On that note, I’ve got nothing else to say. Except maybe another “holy shit.”

- Jimi Jam
Swellco & Swellco #23234b

Oh and be sure to check out the the La Machine  site.