At Swellco & Swellco we understand clowns. Clowns and naked girls. We understand clowns, naked girls and fucked up shit. Blood, guts, even animal parts, They’re all part of a bigger picture and a new way. The Swellco & Swellco way. We hope to provide a night terror in your bed and an erection in your pants at the exact same time. Not only do we stand by this claim, but our goal is to deliver with the Swellco & Swellco quality that people have come to trust.

Are you familiar with the Ten Tenants of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus Subliminal Messaging Process? If not, you have to ask yourself, “how much longer can I deal with this reality?”

1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real

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Dear Unholy Supervisors,

It has come to the attention of some of my co-workers and I that there’s been a clarification in the anti-bestiality policy noting that spiders are not in fact animals, and therefore it is permissible to engage in relations with them. While this is not my particular preference, I would like to applaud the broad mindedness of our leadership.

Some of us would like further clarification on the anti-bestiality policy.

For example, what about sexy lion and tiger strippers with huge cocks?

Yes, I know that lions and tigers are animals, HOWEVER, we would not be engaging in any sort of intercourse or sexual activity with said cats… just stuffing dollar bills in their water bowls and ogling their massive dongs.

Really it’s no different than the married man who stops by the gentleman’s club.

He’s not engaging in ADULTERY… he’s just having fun with the boys. IT’S THE SAME THING.

Right?

Please let us know if the above violates company policy ASAP.  It’s Louise’s birthday soon and we need to hire the ‘Talent’.

-Annette Garcia
Swellco & Swellco 54823a

The staff and technicians of the newly acquisitioned Swellco & Swellco Video Circus subversive subliminal mind control practices program work tirelessly day and night to help alter your reality and make the world a more bearable place.

Here you can see our dedicated staff focus to addresses signal transduction pathways underlying cellular pathomechanisms of the metabolic syndrome with a particular focus on the stress-induced Mitogen-Activated Protein Kinase signaling cascade, but lets not get technical.

The correlation of the occurrence of these conditions suggests a high inter connectivity of these traits and implies interdependent cellular and molecular mechanisms. Hence, a better understanding of these links might help to develop a more tailored and effective treatment of audio visual paralysis!

While you’re waiting to die, remember Swellco & Swellco is out there trying to feel your pain with science, sorcery and just a little bit of love.

The Video Circus was created with one strong assertion in mind. We believe reality has become too brutal for the average consumer to handle. Never ending war, a corrupt system, a bankrupt government and a decimated job market all make our reality look pretty bleak. So we ask you, why even play the game? We say, turn your ship into the storm and embrace your darker urges and simply alter your reality. We believe that it is a god given right for every consumer to chose his reality, and Swellco & Swellco is here to help make that happen.

So Next time you’re thinking, “We’re all going to hell and life is just a circus,” think Swellco & Swellco. The dark gods of the underworld demand the sacrifice of your tainted soul and Swellco & Swellco aims to deliver.

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Photos courtesy of Philip Cohen

There is an amazing trend at the Swellco & Swellco live events. The trend towards complete and total bedlam seems to be making a steady upward spiral. Tuesday’s first Cinema Barbare Night would be a case in point.

The BarBare film series was designed to be our “sleeper” night. A steady, low (er) key evening where a couple of our staff members would perform and we would all watch a new indie horror flick. For Tuesday, we had planned to have Dirty sing one song, Louise & Keycifer do one dance each. Dan.5 would spin some killer cock rock and metal. We would have a quick costume competition. We would watch the film and drink whiskey. This would be a chill, get to know us night while we continued to plan larger public service seminars and organize the soon to come Swellco & Swellco (live) Circus.

What we didn’t expect was having so many movie goers that we ran out of chairs, or for that matter, places to stand. We didn’t expect 12 bloody hoes, 2 gigolos and a zombie tranny hooker to show up. We didn’t expect that the competition would descend into a strip off, with us chasing girls around trying to cover their private parts with masking tape. (the only tape on hand) We didn’t expect a spontaneous nearly pornographic girl on girl bar wide make out session amongst contestants and audience members alike. We didn’t expect that the Ritual Magic Wolf Pee raffle would turn into an on stage urine drink off amongst audience members. We didn’t expect it but it did… and boy what a party it turned into.

We want to thank the Twisted Twins for allowing us to be the first to show their movie to a very appreciative Philadelphia. Staff members Dirty Diamond, Louise LaTease & Keycifer were amazing as always, earning themselves a “Do Not Downsize” pass for the month at Swellco & Swellco International. Our very exhibitionistic costume contestants and the people who bought a whopping 300 raffle tickets were also sweet and sweet. The urine drinkers, well… WTF? Seriously?

More photos to follow.

Go Buy this Movie Now Motherfuckers