Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Edited by R. E. Brown
Shot by Jim McHugh
Cast
Louise L’tease
Charmaine E
Mr. Deadguy

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At Swellco & Swellco, we listen. We take the time to take our customers needs into consideration, because that’s what a good company is supposed to do. Here is just a single example of how people are taking their time to say “thanks Swellco & Swellco!”

From: Mike Higgins
To: Swellco2000
Date: September 10, 2009 10:20:45 AM
Subject: What I like

Dear Evil Masters at Swellco & Swellco,
I want in. I think you have infected my mind. Tell me what I can do to be a part of this. I don’t care what capacity it is. I want in. Concider me a soldier in your new evil army. I await your orders.

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Always the office crack up, that's Murder Face.

Because they’re so important to us and to our creating a positive experience for our customers, we’ll let a few members of our staff introduce themselves. Today we’d like to introduce systems administrator, Louise L’tease (Swellco & Swellco 77613h).

When Louise joined Swellco & Swellco in 2008, she wanted to work in a challenging, fast-paced environment and be part of an exciting company on the leading edge of sinister mind control practices. Well, she got her wish. And it doesn’t hurt that, according to Louise, blood sacrafice rocks. For Louise, working here brings new and exciting challenges every day. She spent the last 5 years in a mental hospital in New Jersey where she ate pudding. Prior to that she slept in a Baltimore ditch and battled trolls for a year. Louise has also gained significant technology experience working for Rackspace Managed Hosting in San Antonio as a Linux System Administrator and at Lockheed Martin’s Consolidated Space Operations Contract at the Johnson Space Center as a Jr. System Administrator. She loves soft cheese, stepping on cockroaches and line dancing. Also, during her day off, she stalks high school boys as human prey.

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Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Edited by R. E. Brown
Shot by Jim McHugh
Cast
Louise L’tease
Ava Capri
Jamie Morgan
R. E. Brown

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