A Lord of the underground huh? You want to define the term “lord?” It’s someone who has authority, control or power over others. That or a proprietor of a manor. Now I don’t know if Masuimi Max has an estate with peasants tilling the fields, but she sure as fuck has power over others. Power of a super fine, possibly divine pussy. This hot broad has made a long career as a top fetish model. Dita Von Tease? Bullshit. If you are on the inside, you know that Masuimi Max is the reigning queen.  She doesn’t fuck on film, she doesn’t have too.

Oh my dear shit, I take one look at her and my blisters start to tingle. She makes me hungry for canned ham. She makes me want to groom my mule. I would brush my teeth for Masuimi Max. I would clean her car. I would take her to the prom.  I don’t care about no tap dancin’ fiddle faddle, a sassy little asian tease like Masuimi Max just needs to be.

If I dated Masuimi Max, I would pick up the check. I would rub my body in butter and sing her a song about corn. Fuck off Santa Claus, Wheat Toast is coming to town.

You think I’m lying, visit her site and enjoy the spell.

-Uncle Wheat Toast
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