Moonshine and Butter Don’t Make it Better
Thursday, January 7th, 2010
Uncle Wheat Toast claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Family thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.
Lick it up, it'll cost you.
