The Video Circus is happy to announce the newest addition to the staff, Auditor 88 (Swellco & Swellco 12124a). Auditor 88 has been assigned as an observer in an oversight supervisory capacity to evaluate the Video Circus staff and their progress in developing subversive subliminal mind control signals. In some companies, the notion of a corporate stooge reporting back each employee’s every move might be off putting, but response in the Video Circus offices were resoundingly positive. “I’m in my special place, I’m in my special place, I’m in my special place” responded Brown to the news. Other staff members were equally positive. “This storyline shit is so gay” commented Jimi Jam. “No one has called me in weeks” added Acid Squid. So it’s a fond welcome to Auditor 88, our newest employee asset!

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Uncle Wheat Toast claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Family thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

Lick it up, it'll cost you.

DEAR UNCLE TOAST

I’m a junior in college, but I don’t feel like one. I am still afraid of the Ice Cream Man. The Ice Cream Man never physically abused me or my brothers, but he was verbally abusive and lives outside my bedroom window. He had a tough life, was beaten and set on fire by an angry mob, married young, and had lived on stolen butter and moonshine while he was in his early twenties. He is now in his mid-eighties and is still trying to exact his revenge on the neighborhood.
Now that I live in a dorm, I get phone calls from him every day asking me where I am and what have I done, and if he doesn’t like what I say, he hangs up and a few minutes later I’ll find pee puddles all over my bathroom floor.
I am not going home this summer. Since I’ve been away, I’ve realized it’s not normal to have an elderly mutilated ice cream man living in your yard.
Uncle Toast, I love the ice cream man, but I’m kept a virtual prisoner when I’m at home, and I’m physically ill from being harassed when I’m at school.
What should I do?
-THREE WAY FUCK

DEAR THREE WAY FUCK,
At one time or another, we have all had to deal with the neighborhood manic squatting in our yard. What confuses me is that he hasn’t butchered you yet. You shouldn’t feel like you can’t return to your own home, so take control of the situation. If you are no longer interested in being menaced by the Ice Cream Man, then suggest activities other than being menaced that you will enjoy. Try your turn at entertaining him, then take him places that you know will be fun for you as well. Since he is in his eighties and probably frail from living in your yard, you might be surprised to find that menacing or butchering him might be an option as well. Now a gratuitous ass dance because you bored me.

-Uncle Wheat Toast
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Louise L’tease
Ava Capri
Jaime Morgan
R. E. Brown

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Louise L’tease
Ava Capri
Jamie Morgan
R. E. Brown

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Jon Weir
Jaime Morgan
R. E. Brown
Beth Fox Brown

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The staff and technicians of the newly acquisitioned Swellco & Swellco Video Circus subversive subliminal mind control practices program work tirelessly day and night to help alter your reality and make the world a more bearable place.

Here you can see our dedicated staff focus to addresses signal transduction pathways underlying cellular pathomechanisms of the metabolic syndrome with a particular focus on the stress-induced Mitogen-Activated Protein Kinase signaling cascade, but lets not get technical.

The correlation of the occurrence of these conditions suggests a high inter connectivity of these traits and implies interdependent cellular and molecular mechanisms. Hence, a better understanding of these links might help to develop a more tailored and effective treatment of audio visual paralysis!

While you’re waiting to die, remember Swellco & Swellco is out there trying to feel your pain with science, sorcery and just a little bit of love.

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The Video Circus was created with one strong assertion in mind. We believe reality has become too brutal for the average consumer to handle. Never ending war, a corrupt system, a bankrupt government and a decimated job market all make our reality look pretty bleak. So we ask you, why even play the game? We say, turn your ship into the storm and embrace your darker urges and simply alter your reality. We believe that it is a god given right for every consumer to chose his reality, and Swellco & Swellco is here to help make that happen.

So Next time you’re thinking, “We’re all going to hell and life is just a circus,” think Swellco & Swellco. The dark gods of the underworld demand the sacrifice of your tainted soul and Swellco & Swellco aims to deliver.

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