Seriously, we didn’t solicit this.

From: cubby ******* <cubby *****@***.com>
Subject: Video Slave Model
To: info@swellco2000.com
Date: Friday, May 20, 2011, 4:38 PM

Dear Staffing Director:
I am contacting you so I may be the slave in your femdom video. I wish to satisfy any desire the women possess. MY PICTURE IS ATTACHED.
General Interests -
1. body worship
2. bondage
3. facesitting
4. serve as the COMPLETE human toilet
5. roleplay in “Female Cannibal Feast”
I have acted out this scenario with 25 femdoms. All the women say this is the most unique roleplay they have ever participated in. The scenario may be either fantasy or reality. I am shipwrecked on a deserted island that is inhabited with female cannibals. After discovering the village when looking for water, I am captured by the women since I have trespassed. The birthday of the High Priestess was in several days and a banquet was planned to honor her. But, a famine hit the island and when little livestock remained the festivities were being canceled. With my arrival, the scheduled event would take place as planned. I am prepared as the Special Dinner Guest. The main entree being served is the Kalua Longpig or Thanksgiving Turkey – me! The script is on Google. It may be videotaped and sold on the Internet. Websites exist dealing with cannibalism. There are messageboards for men who have this fetish and will pay any price for this product.

Specific Interests -
The women may
1. pass gas on my face
2. sit on my face
3. bite my body
4. prepare me for bondage
5. use me for roleplay
6. remove my pubic hair
7. strip off my clothes for the shoot
I will
1. never wear a mask
2. eat womens toenail clippings
3. lick womens feet and suck on the toes
4. use my tongue to sanitize the womens anus
5. use my tongue to stimulate the womens G Spot
6. use my tongue as the womens toilet paper
7. let my mouth serve as the womens vacation for bladder and rectum relaxation

After receiving a football scholarship to Michigan State University, I earned a Master of Business Administration. My career is as a librarian. I have never been married and have no children.

My characteristics are always show respect, a photographic memory, extrovert, fail/never/quit don’t exist, give 100% effort, live life to the maximum, never be a prima donna, perfectionism, punctuality, and sense of humor.  I am 100% healthy and do not use drugs or cigarettes. My hobbies are play all sports, raise an Australian Bearded Dragon, and run the Los Angeles Marathon.

This is the best order to schedule me for a shoot-
Sunday
Friday
Thursday
Wednesday
Monday and Tuesday
Saturday

I will sign the model release document. My goal is to be the blue chip slave and the asset to your corporation. I look forward to the interview.

Chubby, we aren’t in the business of making Femdom videos, but if any of our L.A. people ever find themselves low on toilet paper, I’m sure they will give you a call.

1. Combine 1 part water with 3 parts corn syrup (honey syrup in the UK).
2. Add red food coloring and mix gently by shaking or stirring. Continue adding drops until the shade resembles that of real blood. Add a small amount of blue food coloring to achieve a more realistic shade.
3. Add a thickener.
   • Dry thickener – Add sifted flour or corn starch to your mixture, and gently mix it all again. You may get small lumps forming at the top of the mixture. Wait about a minute and they will float to the top where you can remove them.
   • Wet thickener – Stir in chocolate syrup until the desired consistency is reached. It will also add a realistic brown tone to the blood.
4. Let the mixture sit for ten minutes in a warm environment. This will give it some time to thicken. And then you can freak people out with it, it is a lot of fun. Note: this recipe yields blood that is very sticky initially, especially in hair.

Now are you ready to watch Tokyo Gore Police? Check out the movie site
-Marcus Abrey Swellco & Swellco 24534b

Impress us with your what ever.

You want to be rich and fabulous

By now you would have to be dead or buried in our basement in order to not know about Baphomet’s Celebrity Birthday Bash Masquerade Dance Party and Emergency Preparedness Drill on Friday Oct. 29th. Of course you won’t miss it. You are the best, you are the brightest. You are rich AND fabulous.

So you come to the party. You watch the show. You drink. You dance.  You are seen and you have been seen. But still that isn’t enough. Like every good red blooded American, you believe YOU should be the star. YOU want to be paid for your skills. YOU need to figure out how to pay your bar tab. Well the Swellco &  Swellco Video Circus is ready to help. Our NO Talent contest will be conducted to see if you have what it takes. What it takes to do what you ask? Exactly.  Anything. Nothing. There are no rules. Ask yourself, what would you do for $50? Then get up and do it. It’s just that easy, it’s just that hard. It may be just that embarrassing.

To request an invitation, please contact us by email
or by phone (781) CULT-SEX /285-8739

Please note: As of 10/27, the Password was mailed to all those signed up on our Facebook Event Page.

At this point you will need to request the password by emailing us or leaving a message on our Facebook fan page.

shhhh. The party is at the Khyber Pass Pub, 56 S. 2nd street

Everyone loves a bad girl

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

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