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Swellco & Swellco's roving underground movie screening and dance party


Sept. 14th, 9:30 at Bob & Barbaras Lounge
Presenting the Philadelphia Premiere of the Soska Sisters DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK
Live performances
Dead hooker costume contest
Raffle for amazing prizes
DJ & Go-Go Dance party before & after movie



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The pap-smears come back normal, but the stirrups feel cold

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

And your little monkey too.

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We are all going to hell and life is just a circus




Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.








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