Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Shot  by R.E. Brown & Mr. Black
Edited by R.E. Brown

Cast
Key
Louise LaTease
Felicia Jackson
Lil’ Steph
Mr. Deadguy
Needles Jones
Heather Henderson
Ms. Rose
Emily Doofnoggle
Kati Kill
Dirty Diamond
Tammy Jean
Helvis
Uncle Wheattoast
Needles Jones
Rogizoid Shatterz
Charmaine
Lauen Duprince
Cinnamon

Photos courtesy of Dan Joyce Photography

Swellco & Swellco mandates that all subsidiaries and departments engage in community outreach and public service as an ongoing effort to earn the trust of the communities we are located in. The newly acquired Video Circus is proud of our results. Our second event, the Amateur Go-Go Contest and Hip Hop Dance Party Benefit for Baby Cheezwits was fist fight free and got the word out about the rarely spoken hate crime of puppet persecution.

We see this informative and fun benefit as the silver lining to Employee Asset Baby Cheezwits (Swellco & Swellco 21466c) getting assaulted at our Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach in March.

“A successful event is all about planning and getting the process right from the get go. This starts with the “idea”.  There is a whole range of charity event options, but depending on your department’s resources and goals, some types of events will work better than others. For example, if you’re looking to raise awareness for a relatively unknown meat, a cake stall or fun fair may be less successful in getting your message across, even though it could be very popular. Meanwhile, if you’re looking primarily to raise funds quickly, a charity event like a benefit bukkake or a fun run may require more organization and planning time than putting together a sausage sizzle or just extorting  donations with hired goons.”
-Excerpt from Swellco & Swellco Corporate Community Outreach Mandate Memo to the Video Circus

NEVER FORGET BABY CHEEZWITS

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The Swellco & Swellco Video Circus office is closed in order to nurse hangovers. We will be back shortly after the pain subsides.

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If you don’t know about the brutal now infamous Baby Cheezwits assault at the Swellco & Swellco Anti-Bestialtiy Educational Outreach,  you should.
Since this event started, we have been barraged by hate mail and bible quotes, had the site suspended and even had protest threats.
Come show our dead little baby boy that we won’t tolerate dead baby puppet abuse in Philadelphia.

Sponsored by
Passional Boutique
& Pabst Blue Ribbon

-Party starts at 10:00?-Contest Starts at 11:30?-FIRST PRIZE $100 CASH AND $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PASSIONAL BOUTIQUE?-Second prize an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms.

-Street clothes or costumes, fully dressed or stripped down, male or female, you do what you need to win.
-No genitalia may be exposed, bring pasties or we will provide duck tape.
-Dj picks the song.
-$5 gets you in and a complimentary can of PBR (While supplies last)
-$3 if you bring a puppet. (Offer excludes finger puppets and paper bags)
-Dope Lyrics and Dope Beats provided by DJ Roofeo
-Hosted by Louise LaTease & Dirty Diamond
-Contest Judged by Needles Jones, Lil’ Steph, Helvis Presley & Uncle Wheat Toast

Get well soon Baby Cheezwits!

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The anti-bestiality educational outreach was the Video Circus' first public team building exercise

Photos courtesy of Jim McHugh

Reaching out into the community with organized, purpose based activities will strengthen and bond the ties to your family or team.

Plan age-appropriate recreational activities.

Plan activities that foster the development of family or team members.

Intentionally establish rituals and sex acts that connect family or team members and foster closeness.

Regularly choose challenging activities that stretch each family or team member.

Clarify the purpose of the activity.

Select activities in which participants can acquire a sense of mastery and competence.

Incorporate intellectual and creative elements.

Look for opportunities to promote immoral behavior (e.g., service to the group).

Select activities that will rejuvenate both mind and body.

Keep these basic ideas in mind and the unholy dark lords are sure to reward the efforts of your family or team with unlimited power to corrupt and destroy!

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Sadly the March 9th Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach was marred by violence. Video Circus employee Baby Cheezwits was the target of anti-puppet prejudice and has fallen into a state of psychotic agoraphobia. Being an inanimate object, he appears to be immune to medications and therapy.

To help raise awareness about puppet persecution, the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus will be holding an amateur go-go contest and hip hop dance party.

May 18th at Bob & Barbara’s Lounge.

Sponsored by
Passional Boutique
& Pabst Blue Ribbon

-Party starts at 10:00
-Contest Starts at 11:30
-FIRST PRIZE $100 CASH AND $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PASSIONAL BOUTIQUE
-Second prize an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms.
-Street clothes or costumes, fully dressed or stripped down, male or female, you do what you need to win.
-No genitalia may be exposed; bring pasties (or merkins?) or we will provide electrical tape.

$5 gets you in and a complimentary can of PBR (While supplies last)
$3 if you bring a puppet. (Offer excludes finger puppets and paper bags)

Dope Lyrics and Dope Beats provided by DJ Roofeo

Hosted by Louise L’tease & Dirty Diamond

Judging the contest will be local super stars Uncle Wheattoast, Needles Jones and Helvis Presley

STOP PUPPET PERSECUTION! GET WELL SOON BABY CHEEZWITS!

Episode 1 Synopsis

A rousing performance by drag queen Needles Jones. A rare interview with Red Stewart, the oldest man in sideshow. Jellyboy the Clown teaches Bunny Fox Brown how to stick balloons up her nose. The staff has a meeting to discuss vagrants peeing, the sexiness of cutters and fucking blowup dolls for art. Plus a whole lot of subversive subliminal mind control video.

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In the B &B dungeon, Video Circus stars Mr. Deadguy, Miss Rose, Louise L'tease, Miss Key

Photos courtesy of Alex Ducomb

On March 9th, Swellco & Swellco publicly announced the presence of the Video Circus by reaching out into the community and showing that even cold corporate funded mind control projects can have a heart and make a difference in the community they prey upon.

The Anti-Bestiality Community Educational Outreach Charity Mixer and Heavy Metal Dance party as a whole was a raging success. The bar swelled past capacity with a line stretching down the street.

Dj Metal GR/EG did an outstanding job spinning great metal. As an additional bonus, for some inexplicable reason he also choose to flex his Galleger look alike talents arriving complete with giant hammer. (The Bob & Barbara’s staff took his melon at the door)

A bunny suit adorned Uncle Wheat Toast and Bunny Fox Brown engaged the crowd with anti-bestiality fact sheets and horror stories of bestiality culled from today’s headlines.

From left to right staff writers Acid Squid, R.E. Brown, PR Director the Machine & staff writer Uncle Wheat Toast

The Performances were outstanding. After a heart felt introduction to the evening by Louise L’tease, Miss Key and Uncle Wheat Toast, the madness began.

Needles Jones told a touching story about how he found his first boy crush engaged in intercourse with a goat and then jumped into a three song set including the crowd chanting favorite “Pig Fucker” and his new song “Bestiality, don’t do it” written specifically for the event.

Miss Key came out in a (faux) fur dress and took it all off, only after partially consuming a real cow heart.

Mr. Dead guy brought out Baby Cheesewitts, the corpse baby who also dressed in a bunny suit and they talked to the crowd about where the line should be drawn with pet affections before breaking into song.

Next Miss Rose literally burst onto the stage as a feather adorned voodoo princess and gnawed on chicken.

Louise L’Tease literally shocked the crowd into silence when she did what might be the first ever fury strip tease as she slowly disrobed out of a full bunny suit only to reveal a bikini made of stuffed animals.

Last but not least the extra filthy, extra drunk Dirty Diamond came on stage somewhat unclear on the concept. He trumpeted the joys and importance of gratifying farm animals as an alternative to sex with fat women and then burst into the songs, “I Can’t Fight This Fat Bitch Anymore” and “Girl, get that abortion soon”

Swellco & Swellco Corporate spokesman Dirty Diamond

Unfortunately, the evening did not go without some serious issues.

Immediately following his set, Needles Jones was thrown out of Bob & Barbara’s for briefly passing out in restroom and then attempting to smoke pot at the bar.

Public Relations Director the Machine was slated with the responsibility of providing internal security for an event that had the potential to get out of hand. To insure order was maintained he opted to bring an additional bouncer. Unfortunately they both got shit hammered drunk and provoked a fight with an unsuspecting group of audience members. Being that THEY were the security, nothing was done at the time to quell the altercation. Clearly we have some glitches to fix to ensure our staff does not menace the audience they are meant to protect and entertain.

But this near brawl was not the only act of violence that marred the Swellco & Swellco event. Unfortunately the stand belonging to the lovable Baby Cheeswitts was broken. Clearly this malicious act of vandalism was a direct result of puppet prejudice. Baby Cheeswitts has been severally traumatized and has gone into hiding, his where abouts only known by Mr. Deadguy and his therapist.

Special Thanks to Louise L’tease, Bob Dix and R. E. Brown for conceiving and (dis)organizing such a genuinely bad idea.

Check out the first of several photo sets to come.

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Bestiality has long been a serious and unspoken issue, and has become the pet cause for Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus. Join us at Bob & Barbara’s Lounge March 9th at 10:00 for an evening of cocktails, hot dogs, live entertainment, music, dancing and insightful education as we strive to make the yelping stop.

We are asking for a $3 donation at the door which will go towards helping pay the needy bar tabs for the evenings talent.

Our current line up for the evening includes
Philadelphia’s greatest star Dirty Diamond
Living Legend Needles Jones
And three of the most beautiful dancing girls on the East Coast
Peek a Boo Revue Alumnus, Louise L’tease
Peek a Boo Revue member, Key
Hellcat Revue alumnus, Miss Rose

R.E. Brown will be there with video crews filming all the madness as video fodder.  Swellco & Swellco staff members Uncle Wheat Toast, Acid Squid and The Machine will all be there with a whole posse of Circus Girls to meet, greet and get out the word that bestiality is NOT a victimless crime.

For more information please feel free to contact us

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