We get lazy and you win

We haven’t thrown down a Purely Gratuitous post in months. Generally we seem compelled to get our smut on when the weather fails us. Blizzards, hurricanes  nervous breakdowns or heat waves or what not. Today is the exception to the rule. It’s been dog shit gloomy all along the east coast for days. And oh how the skies have cleared, hallelujah y’all, halleluh.

To to celebrate a moment of blue in a world of grey we are posting a photo set of epic hotness courtesy of epicnsfw.tumblr.com.  As part of our strict “Nudity Irrelevant” policy we believe gazing on true beauty is the best cure for seasonal depression. And besides, we know it’s all you really want to see anyway.

-R.E. Brown
Swellco & Swellco 64312b

Photos courtesy of http://epicnsfw.tumblr.com

When we have a bad day, you get rewarded.

Lets see people, we have been undergoing massive site renovations for over a month, while preparing to launch a three city event newsletter while tring to throw 13 parties all on the same day. We still have a half dozen photos shoots on hold and an unedited episode of the Video Circus sitting on the shelf. In all honesty, the WRATH end times party has become a nightmare as the events from the second (and last) Khyber party spread across the globe like some sort of virus. If the fucking world is coming to an end, who cares about health codes and lawsuits? Even after we made our No Blood or Feces Guarantee, we are having a cascade of venues black listing us.

Since we are behind on launching our bride section, we are presenting another Tumblr photo collection to keep you tied over. This time images are pulled from a stunning site called Fuckheahnakedgirls. We agree completely.

Executive Director,
-R.E. Brown Philadelphia
Swellco & Swellco 64312b

NOW WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THIS ROOM?

Photos courtesy of fuckyeahnakedgirls.tumblr.com

It’s all you really want to see anyway.

Now shut the fuck up and be funny.

The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind’s eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.
-Dr. Brian O’blivon,
Videodrome

Everyone needs a reason to get out of bed. Even Johnny.

Repeat x2 out loud and call us in the morning.
I give
away my fears and doubts, the future is a concept.
My body
is just a vessel, because this life is false.
And my
doubts will fall away, in the face of this warming knowledge.
Soul for
the afterlife? It’s not yet my concern.
The pleasure
gained by living, is all we can truly know.
Of the
beauty in life, we will fully indulge.
Swellco & Swellco
is just a punchline, because it’s not for real.
Video Circus
is just a concept, the party’s in my head.

Photos courtesy of nakedpunkrockchicks.tumblr.com & lowriders.tumblr.com

The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind’s eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.
-Dr. Brian O’blivon,
Videodrome