Posts Tagged ‘murder’
The Tension in My Pants is Unbearable
Friday, December 4th, 2009
Uncle Wheat Toast claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Family thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.
Dance for Pappa
