All of Canada has been bukkaked…

URGENT COMMUNIQUE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

FROM: HIGH COUNCIL OF THE MILITARY ORDER OF JESUITS

TO: SWELLCO & SWELLCO EXECUTIVES, STAFF, OPERATIVES, CLONES, & MIND CONTROLLED PUPPETS
CC: SARAH AVERY, LORI MCBRIDE

THE PROBLEM OF GAIL CHORD SCHULER AKA GABRIELLE CHANA HAS BECOME AN ISSUE DEMANDING OUR UTMOST ATTENTION. ASIDE FROM THE GENETIC CODE SHE POSESSES FROM KING DAVID AND CATHERINE THE GREAT, HER REVELATORY YOUTUBE VIDEOS UNMASKING OUR CONSPIRACIES SURROUNDING KIM JONG IL, VLADIMIR PUTIN AND OUR MURDER OF MICHEAL JACKSON ARE BRINGING UNWARRENTED ATTENTION TO OUR GLOBAL ACTIVITIES.

OUR EFFORTS TO CONTAIN THIS PROBLEM HAVE BEEN THUSFAR FUTILE DUE TO THE INTERVENTIONS OF ACTORS BRENT SPINER, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, HUGH JACKMAN AND HIS DAMNED ROBOTS. HOWEVER, OUR OBJECTIVES MUST NOT – AND CAN NOT – BE THWARTED.

THE TIME FOR SECRECY IS OVER. SCHULER MUST BE STOPPED, WHATEVER THE COST. WE HAVE INTERGRATED CLONES INTO THE MANAGERIAL DEPARTMENT OF THE WALMART WHERE SHE IS EMPLOYED, IN SECTOR 94. SWELLCO & SWELLCO BUKKAKE MIME DANCERS HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO SEDUCE THE MEN ON HER MARRIAGE LIST. HUGH JACKMAN’S ROBOTS HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH A VIRUS WHICH NOW BRINGS THEM UNDER OUR CONTROL. ALL JESUIT OPERATIVES ARE GIVEN FULL AUTHORITY TO NEUTRALIZE SCHULER WITHOUT REGARD TO NORMAL CLANDESTINE OPERATING PROCEDURES. WE HAVE THE FULL COOPERATION OF IMPLANTED CLONE KIM JONG EUN, SON OF KIM JONG IL, WHO IS CURRENTLY MANUFACTURING HIGH-GRADE BUKKAKE ATTACK WEAPONRY FOR A FINAL ASSAULT ON THE MIAMI-DADE AREA.

OUR ORDER IS TO SHARE THIS MESSAGE OVER ALL SOCIAL MEDIA CHANNELS IN ORDER TO EXPOSE ALL SLEEPER CLONE CELLS TO THE MIND CONTROL TRIGGERS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS COMMUNIQUE. AGAIN, DO NOT BE CONCERNED FOR SECRECY, ALL MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOW UNDER OUR CONTROL.

DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY HER BEAUTY OR BRAIN-TO-BRAIN SEDUCTION TECHINIQUES! BE PREPARED AND ON THE LOOK OUT FOR PUTIN’S FSB AGENTS. HE WILL BE ACTIVELY USING HIS POLITICAL POWER TO PROTECT SCHULER. HE HAS SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO BLOCK OUR SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY.

END COMMUNIQUE

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You can relax because we have your back.

Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Is Swellco & Swellco getting the job done? Are they getting the job done right?” We think you’ll like the answer you get when the voices respond back.

Some of the most common symptoms of indwelling demons are as follows:
1.  Disturbances in the emotions which persist or recur.
2.  Disturbances in the mind or thought life.
3.  Outbursts or uncontrolled use of the tongue.
4. Recurring unclean thoughts and acts regarding sex.
5.  Addictions to nicotine, alcohol, drugs, medicines, caffeine, food, etc.
6.  Many diseases and physical afflictions are due to spirits of infirmity (Luke 13:11).

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life. Are you ready to embrace the Video Process?

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

Feel like your life is coming up short? You did everything they told you and you are still a disappointment.

At the Video Circus there is no shame. Once you have consciously and subconsciously embraced the subversive subliminal video process, you join a group that does not join groups, you enter a world that does not have limitations because in the Video Circus, nothing is real. Concepts like humility, morality, civility and reality simply do not apply. Here we are all whores. Here we are all carnivores. Here everyone is a martyr, a bully, a coward and a king. We are gluttonous and feast on the milk and breads of virgin angels. Our Circus never ends.

You know it’s time and you know you have nothing to loose. A soul carries no currency if it’s already damned.

The dark lords of the corporation have given me the rare honor of employment and I would never question the brilliance of the Video Circus. To say that there are other, greater, sick and twisted minds out there not directly associated with Swellco & Swellco could easily lead to immediate downsizing. I’m saved from this proverbial rock and hard place because the world infamous Shaye Saint John and her burnt doll Kiki have been missing for over three years now. Like Extreme Elvis, they simply up and vanished from the wondrous world of the web. They left a mountain of disturbing, brain melting video behind, a legacy to madness in art. They also left a hole in my heart that no amount of wine enemas and percocet snack bowls will fill. Come back Shaye, your glamor is deeply missed.

Check out Shaye’s some of the remnants of her once mind blowing site here

-Felicia Jackson
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We exist in a predatory world. Out there, in the cold, there are a million forces at work that would do you harm. From bacteria to foreign zealots to fast food chains to lions, tigers and bears. You are forced to struggle with your defenses up at every moment. At Swellco & Swellco, we say, turn your boat into the storm, take control of your world, litterally.

We are happy to explain the subliminal process, but we know you are just too busy, your attention span is too short and really, why bother? Swellco & Swellco has your back.

“Subliminal messages are a traditional threat to mass media but a novel one to multimedia communication over computer networks. Their effects had been controversial in the past in the area of psychology. Now it turns out that the advocate of such perception without awareness has been in the mainstream of the research community in this area. Multimedia communication has brought about the use of computer networks to transport images and sound. Consequently they are functioning as a new type of themass media. The traditional mass media has the well-known information providers who are liable for information provision. Use of subliminal messages in broadcast services are prohibited more by the rules of broadcast communities of the law of the land. On the contrary, everyone who has access to the network can be an information provider on the Internet, As it is hard to regulate the use of subliminal messages on such a network, they could be more problem than those in the traditional mass media. The problem is identical to computer virus in the sense that the information in question includes more than what the receiver is aware of. It is a type of attack to one’s belief in received information. It could be categorised as steganography but slightly different in that the information is invisible not only to the third party but to the receiver as well. The threats from subliminal messages, however, could be more serious than those from the other attacks, because the result of the attack is invisible. We need a technical solution to protect the receiver’s belief from the attacks by use of subliminal messages; the problem is that it is hard to differentiate a good use from a bad use. What is needed at least is a detection mechanism so that a receiver could learn the possibility of existence of subliminal messages. Once possible subliminal messages are detected, a receiver could check it up further if she wishes. Unfortunately, at this time there are no countermeasures”

-Digital convergence for creative divergence :proceedings of the International Conference on Computer Communication 2008 (ICCC ’2008), Tokyo, Sept. 14-16, 2008

Swellco & Swellco says it’s OK to believe

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The Skin Crawling Spiral Test

Please wait a moment until the spiral has finished loading.
When it’s spinning smoothly, stare at the center of the spiral
for about a minute. Then look at the back of your hand…
It will appear to be twitching and moving, as though
bugs were crawling under your skin.

We hope that worked for you. If it did, you are ready to begin.

Repeat x2 out loud and call us in the morning.
I give
away my fears and doubts, the future is a concept.
My body
is just a vessel, because this life is false.
And my
doubts will fall away, in the face of this warming knowledge.
Soul for
the afterlife? It’s not yet my concern.
The pleasure
gained by living, is all we can truly know.
Of the
beauty in life, we will fully indulge.
Swellco & Swellco
is just a punchline, because it’s not for real.
Video Circus
is just a concept, the party’s in my head.

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I have just invented cream of corn on a stick.
I know this pleases you because you have never found a cream of corn you didn’t like. Now you can like it, on a stick.
Other thoughts…

Beef jerky, creamed corn, a curious george monkey suit and the wafting pungent smells of cold cream. Some would say not an erotic combination. Others would judge you. I don’t judge you. I say, you go, you go get those kicks, my kind Lil’  Sparkie.

-Uncle Wheat Toast
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When you look at where life’s path has lead you… Do you feel blame? Are you mad?
Do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage?

We understand. And it’s not your fault.

Before you or even your parents were born, the mechanisms were put in place to keep you distracted, to keep you weak and constrained, to keep you gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage.

The fact that you’ve made it this far… is a testament to the strength and power you possess within you.

We understand that the thoughts, feelings and desires which seem as natural to you as taking in a slow deep breath… have been declared forbidden, verboten, or even jigiji geeji geeja geeble googal – by the powers that be… before you even began to realize that you might be just a little different from the rest.

And now that you do understand… it’s time to make a decision.

It’s time to make a choice.

Are you going to sit idly by feeling egep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

Or are you going to take action?

Because here at Swellco & Swellco, your mission is our mission…
Your aim is our aim…
Your dream is our dream…

A bright and burning flame that envelopes the world with its horrifying beauty.

And we believe, together, we can spread that fire far and wide.

And so we ask that you put aside those fears and hesitations…
Put aside those doubts and questions…
Put aside any of those useless insecurities…

Because the answer is crystal clear.

Join us.

We have a place for you here, and believe us… it’s better than anything they’ve ever offered you.

It’s as easy as sending us an email and telling us a little about yourself.

Maybe a photo or two.

Do it now… what have you got to lose?

After all, it’s not getting any better, is it?

Take a chance.

Our consultants are standing by.

-Dr. Santiago Preta
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If you move from side to side while staring at the
clrcle it will seem to float on the background.

Repeat x2 out loud and call us in the morning.
I give
away my fears and doubts, the future is a concept.
My body
is weak, because life is temporary.
And my
doubts will fall away, in the face of this knowledge.
Soul for
the afterlife, is not yet my concern.
The pleasure
gained in life, is all we can truly know.
Of the
beauty of life, we will fully indulge.
Swellco & Swellco
is just a joke, because nothing is real.
Video Circus
is just a concept, the real party is happening in our heads.

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Stare at the lady’s eyes for awhile & she’ll open them. Can’t
see it? Sit farther back & look at where her pupils would be.

Repeat x2 out loud and call us in the morning.

I give away my fears and doubts, the future is a concept.
My body is just a vessel, because this life is false.
And my doubts will fall away, in the face of this warming knowledge.
Soul for the afterlife? It’s not yet my concern.
The pleasure gained by living, is all we can truly know.
Of the beauty in life, we will fully indulge.
Swellco & Swellco is just a punchline, because it’s not for real.
Video Circus is just a concept, the party’s in my head.

MCCXII