Holy Hebus Jebus on a Crucifux! Just look at that frickan knife!

I can not see how anyone can watch that commercial video and not get fully erect immediately (And ladies, don’t tell me them nips ain’t hard).  That fucking thing slices a pigs head off like butter on a piss-warm summer day!

It’s like I’m 8 years old and Christmas is 2 weeks away; I’m seriously going to lose my shit if I don’t have a Cold Steel Gurka Kukri.

“Hear those ribs break? EFFORTLESS PENETRATION!”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

I’m buying this shit right fucking now.

-Jimi Jam
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