There are so few adult film makers who really stand out in a field of numbing barbie doll pornos. There are also very few deserts that can stand up to a ravious fat man. I am high as a kite right now, yes, while at work. But that’s ok because  the whole point of the Video Circus is that nothing is real. I have also been told that in regards to the subject, we can write anything about anything and tangents are encouraged.  So I am going to type with chocolate icing all over my fingers, high as a kite while writing about a beautiful girl that fucks on film.

I stumbled across a copy of fucked up porn director and starlet Kimberly Kane’s flick, Live in My Secrets. Kane has worked extensively with Alt porn demigod Jack the zipper and it would seem that she has learned a thing or two. The indy alt art porn might not be for everyone looking to rub one out, but it’s gaining speed. Intense sexuality, mixed with artistic, creative vision has been missing from smut. Just because it’s dirty, doesn’t mean it can’t be pretty. Kane knows that.

Chocolate cake is a common dessert cake served at many gatherings such as birthday parties and weddings. There are many different types of chocolate cake depending on the alteration of the ingredients and chocolate flavoring. Another important aspect of the cake is that it can be so highly decorated that you can really make it the central part of your theme party. One that brings all of your decorations together and makes them stand out to your guests as something unique, amazing, and unforgettable. I’m sure Kane knows that too and someday I hope to eat her cake.
-Marcus Abrey Swellco & Swellco 24534b

Be sure to visit Kimberly’s site

Photos courtesy of kanearmy.com

Alright, the internal uproar about writing posts about pornstars, and the inclusion of a “fuck saint” category continues. Half the guys are on one side chanting “Midget Porn, Midget Porn” and Annie on the other screaming “gratuitous sexism.” I’m in the middle. I get what Robert says about the whole sex sells thing, but I also see Annie’s point. God knows my sexual tastes aren’t always the most mainstream. This is the video circus after all. So I volunteered to seek out the new “Saint” who gives her body up to the world for others pleasure.

I started doing some searches and I came across this hottie-Candy Manson.
Now I know the jack asses around here usually do something annoying like writing the post backwards or (umm ahem) go off on a tangent about golden showers, but as Johnny would say, it’s time for some real talk. It’s not just that I love the name, in my mind, Candy Manson IS a PORN STAR. Curvy hips, big round ass, huge round fake breasts, blonde hair, a trashy air. As a woman, this is what I envision a man envisioning when he thinks of a porn star. Honestly, I find this arch type less damaging than the bulimic stick figures that grace fashion magazines. All those girls out there sticking their fingers down their throats when the guys they are starving to impress are masturbating to girls with large everythings.

Now that I’ve done my part as peacemaker around here I can start my next entry for submission entitled, “Swellco & Swellco: are we ever going to get paid?” The other big issue around table.

Check out her site when you get a chance. It’s a tough life these girls choose, so give her some props.

-Annette Garcia Swellco & Swellco 54823a