Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Shot  by R.E. Brown & Mr. Black
Edited by R.E. Brown

Cast
Key
Louise LaTease
Felicia Jackson
Lil’ Steph
Mr. Deadguy
Needles Jones
Heather Henderson
Ms. Rose
Emily Doofnoggle
Kati Kill
Dirty Diamond
Tammy Jean
Helvis
Uncle Wheattoast
Needles Jones
Rogizoid Shatterz
Charmaine
Lauen Duprince
Cinnamon

We couldn't wait for construction to finish before we started our latest round of tests.

Construction on the long awaited permanent offices & test facilities for the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus Subversive Subliminal Mind Control Project has finally begun. When finished the facilities will include a full sized performance stage, two stripper poles, a speaker podium, three separate video taping sets, a full bar, a sacrificial alter and a well stocked armory. “Having one centralized base of base of operations conveniently located in the beautiful historic Philadelphia neighborhood of Kensington will allow these fools to research and test without constant fear of being chased by bus station transit police.” said new oversight supervisory commissioner, Auditor 88. “I was sick of hearing these peasants grovel and whine so I acquired the space and funds. Only I succeed where others fail.”

The Video Circus staff is ready to feel your pain.

The Palatial Test Facilities and Armed Compound in the rustic Kensington neighborhood of Philadelphia

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Photos courtesy of Dan Joyce Photography

Swellco & Swellco mandates that all subsidiaries and departments engage in community outreach and public service as an ongoing effort to earn the trust of the communities we are located in. The newly acquired Video Circus is proud of our results. Our second event, the Amateur Go-Go Contest and Hip Hop Dance Party Benefit for Baby Cheezwits was fist fight free and got the word out about the rarely spoken hate crime of puppet persecution.

We see this informative and fun benefit as the silver lining to Employee Asset Baby Cheezwits (Swellco & Swellco 21466c) getting assaulted at our Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach in March.

“A successful event is all about planning and getting the process right from the get go. This starts with the “idea”.  There is a whole range of charity event options, but depending on your department’s resources and goals, some types of events will work better than others. For example, if you’re looking to raise awareness for a relatively unknown meat, a cake stall or fun fair may be less successful in getting your message across, even though it could be very popular. Meanwhile, if you’re looking primarily to raise funds quickly, a charity event like a benefit bukkake or a fun run may require more organization and planning time than putting together a sausage sizzle or just extorting  donations with hired goons.”
-Excerpt from Swellco & Swellco Corporate Community Outreach Mandate Memo to the Video Circus

NEVER FORGET BABY CHEEZWITS

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Our reality is better than your reality

Photos courtesy of Jim McHugh

Like all Swellco & Swellco subsidiaries, the Video Circus has been tasked with reaching out to the community and earning it’s trust. While our first attempt, the Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach and Heavy Metal Dance Party, was a raging success, it was also marred by violence. multiple fights broke out and Anti-Bestiality spokesman Baby Cheezwits was brutally assaulted.

Needles Jones, Lil' Steph, Helvis, Uncle Wheat Toast and Dirty Diamond

Baby Cheezwits was severely traumatized by the event and has flown into a state of psychotic agoraphobia. No one knows exactly where he is buried. But Swellco & Swellco stands by it’s employee assets and the Video Circus wanted to get the word out that puppet persecution is just as valid a hate crime as any other. To raise this awareness, we held him an Amateur Go-Go Contest and Hip Hop Dance Party Benefit.

Host Louise LaTease demands your attention

What seemed like a straight forward event was surrounded by controversy and turmoil. The path to the Cheezwits party was embattled by a hate mail campaign, the site temporarily suspended and even a threatened protest. But still we pushed forward with the belief that young naked girls, badonkadonk music, scary old men in lipstick and puppets all create a recipe for wholesome fun and healing.

DJ Ron & DJ Roofeo blew the audience away

The turmoil raged up until the day of the event, concerns continued. Both the Phillies and The Flyers were playing that night. An unseasonably cold severe thunderstorm battered the city with icy rain and a third of the pre-registered contestants canceled do to a virus that seemed to cripple half the region. All these strikes on a mid-week evening made the turnout seem bleak,

competition was fierce

Well the promise of lewd behavior and last minute blood offerings to the dark lords of beyond won out. Bob & Barbara’s packed past capacity. 14 girls and 0 boys aggressively competed. Some were spur of the moment amateurs in street cloths, some were thoroughbred pros pre-equipped with props & costumes. The event truly raised questions about the distinctions between burlesque, go-go and stripping, as each contestant seemed to interpret the contest differently.

Happily there was no repeat of violence. PR Director, The Machine monitored his tequila consumption and self loathing mustache adorned Swellco & Swellco hater Shawn P. Matzke did not arrive to cause trouble.

This time no one got hurt

Dirty Diamond & Louise LaTease did their best to control the crowds and their own narcissistic urges after a technical difficultly forced them to SHARE a microphone.

DJ Roofeo & DJ Ron spun dope beats as Needles Jones, Lil Steph, Helvis & Uncle Wheat Toast grappled with the near impossible chore of judging the talent.

After a near riot, a winner was announced

We would like to thank, Passional Boutique & Pabst Blue Ribbon for sponsoring the event, our awesome hosts, judges and DJ’s for who without, we would not have such an epic bar tab. Bob Dix, R.E. Brown, Louise LaTease and Tina Nguyen for (dis)organizing such a bad idea. We would also like to thank Bob & Barbara’s Lounge for unknowingly allowing the Video Circus to expose 200 test subjects to the hidden subversive subliminal signal embedded in the Baby Cheezwits video loop.

Stay tuned for the next Swellco & Swellco Community Outreach and many more photo sets to come.

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The Swellco & Swellco Video Circus office is closed in order to nurse hangovers. We will be back shortly after the pain subsides.

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If you don’t know about the brutal now infamous Baby Cheezwits assault at the Swellco & Swellco Anti-Bestialtiy Educational Outreach,  you should.
Since this event started, we have been barraged by hate mail and bible quotes, had the site suspended and even had protest threats.
Come show our dead little baby boy that we won’t tolerate dead baby puppet abuse in Philadelphia.

Sponsored by
Passional Boutique
& Pabst Blue Ribbon

-Party starts at 10:00?-Contest Starts at 11:30?-FIRST PRIZE $100 CASH AND $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR PASSIONAL BOUTIQUE?-Second prize an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms.

-Street clothes or costumes, fully dressed or stripped down, male or female, you do what you need to win.
-No genitalia may be exposed, bring pasties or we will provide duck tape.
-Dj picks the song.
-$5 gets you in and a complimentary can of PBR (While supplies last)
-$3 if you bring a puppet. (Offer excludes finger puppets and paper bags)
-Dope Lyrics and Dope Beats provided by DJ Roofeo
-Hosted by Louise LaTease & Dirty Diamond
-Contest Judged by Needles Jones, Lil’ Steph, Helvis Presley & Uncle Wheat Toast

Get well soon Baby Cheezwits!

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The anti-bestiality educational outreach was the Video Circus' first public team building exercise

Photos courtesy of Jim McHugh

Reaching out into the community with organized, purpose based activities will strengthen and bond the ties to your family or team.

Plan age-appropriate recreational activities.

Plan activities that foster the development of family or team members.

Intentionally establish rituals and sex acts that connect family or team members and foster closeness.

Regularly choose challenging activities that stretch each family or team member.

Clarify the purpose of the activity.

Select activities in which participants can acquire a sense of mastery and competence.

Incorporate intellectual and creative elements.

Look for opportunities to promote immoral behavior (e.g., service to the group).

Select activities that will rejuvenate both mind and body.

Keep these basic ideas in mind and the unholy dark lords are sure to reward the efforts of your family or team with unlimited power to corrupt and destroy!

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It would seem that The Swellco & Swellco Video Circus has been a target of continuous misfortune, misplaced public outcry and even cowardly violence ever since our first live event, particularly in the last week. The litany of abuse has been unending.

As is well known, one of the Video Circus’ beloved employees and anti-bestiality spokesman, Baby Cheezwits was assaulted and nearly murdered at our March 4th educational outreach event.

The Staff and our community of loyal consumer assets banded together and organized a candle light vigil at the site of the attack. Only to be turned away due to the bar’s concerns about giving hundreds of drunk people lit candles.

Undaunted, the Video Circus staff organized an amateur go-go contest and dance party benefit for Baby Cheezwits on May 18th. But the event has been plagued by anonymous hate mail accusing the circus of being “sexist exploiters.”

Shawn P. Matzke, the self loathing mustache clad victim of a near assault at the hands of Public Relations Director The Machine, felt emboldened by the go-go contest hate mail backlash and flooded the facebook e-invite page with angry ironic comments condemning the Video Circus of being a “haven for hipsters”

Amid the (dis)organizing and controversy, the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus site experienced “the white page of death” for 48 hours after a plugin conflict. The host server technicians finally discovered the error and also discovered that the Subversive Mind Control Video process involves exposing viewers to Genki-Genki, Clown Snuff and Necrophilia and promptly suspended the site for violating terms.

But the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus Subversive Mind Control Project is back online and our public outreach into the Philadelphia community and the Benefit for our traumatized employee will go forward undaunted. We shall endure, after all, none of this is real anyway.

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Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Shot By Peter Heacock, Jaime Morgan & R.E. Brown
Edited by R.E. Brown

Cast
Mr. Deadguy
Louise L’tease
Charmaine
Astrid
Kati Kill
Bunny Fox Brown
Key

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Sadly, the Anti-bestiality Educational Outreach Charity Mixer, a night meant to be about learning and enlightenment, was marred after one of the video circus performers became the target of a brutal hate crime.

Upon returning to the stage from Bob & Barbara’s luxurious green room, Mr. Deadguy discovered that Baby Cheezwits stand had been smashed into small pieces and the phrase “All dead baby puppets must suck a shit” was scrawled on his case. Baby Cheezwits flew into hysterics and has fled into hiding. Only his partner Mr. Deadguy is aware of where he is buried.

Being that Baby Cheezwits is an inanimate object, medical procedures and psychotropic drugs are not effective and it is completely unclear if and when his severe state of psychotic agoraphobia triggered by this hanus act of puppet persecution will ever subside.

On May 4th 2010 Swellco & Swellco will be holding a candle light vigil and hip hop dance party to lend emotional support for the little guy. A rich gala of local talent will be giving speeches and lending words of support. Swellco & Swellco’s go go girls, The Sock Puppet Dancers will be shaking their booties and a gift basket including an old shoe full of Dirty Diamond’s used condoms and a jug of Swellco & Swellco Corporate Ritual Wolfs Pee will be raffled off at the end of the night.

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