Oh come on, really?

I’ve contributed a few posts to S&S over the last year but have kind of fell out a while back. Recently they contacted me and asked me if I could start writing again. Why not? Then they forward me an assignment. I clicked on the link and the first thing I saw was the picture above. All I could think was… Seriously?

There are plenty of kinky ass pervy psychos working with this company and they send ME the Killian Skarr Devil’s Fuck Machine Interactive Sculptures. I am a NORMAL person with NORMAL sexual tastes. Don’t get me wrong. Every girl has SOME toys in her closet. Like just about 90% of all healthy women, I own a spanking horse, a St. Andrew’s Cross and a few leather and metal devices to contribute to interpersonal playtime fun activities. But Jesus Christ, I draw the line at dildos made of bone on stained wood tentacles with what looks like rusty nails coming out of the shaft.

The craftsmanship is great, but even the pieces that don’t employ creepy dildos, still have this alien, scary feel about them.

I found a video of a girl actually riding (fucking) one of these, but I’m not posting it, because I couldn’t even bring myself to watch it. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.

Again, I don’t want to seem like a prude, but what happened to good old fashioned bedroom play? There is nothing wrong with some lit candles, romantic music and taking a soft, gentle ride on a Symbian Orgasm Saddle in a room full of old men in masks. I think our society needs to really examine where it’s going.

If this is your thing, check out the site. Me? I’m going to go pick some flowers and bake some cookies now.

-Maryanne Faithless
(Swellco & Swellco 22159b)

Photos courtesy of http://killianskarr.com

There are so few adult film makers who really stand out in a field of numbing barbie doll pornos. There are also very few deserts that can stand up to a ravious fat man. I am high as a kite right now, yes, while at work. But that’s ok because  the whole point of the Video Circus is that nothing is real. I have also been told that in regards to the subject, we can write anything about anything and tangents are encouraged.  So I am going to type with chocolate icing all over my fingers, high as a kite while writing about a beautiful girl that fucks on film.

I stumbled across a copy of fucked up porn director and starlet Kimberly Kane’s flick, Live in My Secrets. Kane has worked extensively with Alt porn demigod Jack the zipper and it would seem that she has learned a thing or two. The indy alt art porn might not be for everyone looking to rub one out, but it’s gaining speed. Intense sexuality, mixed with artistic, creative vision has been missing from smut. Just because it’s dirty, doesn’t mean it can’t be pretty. Kane knows that.

Chocolate cake is a common dessert cake served at many gatherings such as birthday parties and weddings. There are many different types of chocolate cake depending on the alteration of the ingredients and chocolate flavoring. Another important aspect of the cake is that it can be so highly decorated that you can really make it the central part of your theme party. One that brings all of your decorations together and makes them stand out to your guests as something unique, amazing, and unforgettable. I’m sure Kane knows that too and someday I hope to eat her cake.
-Marcus Abrey Swellco & Swellco 24534b

Be sure to visit Kimberly’s site

Photos courtesy of kanearmy.com