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Corporate announced the canceling of the Anti-Bestiality Educational Outreach Seminar. The -to be announced- rescheduled date is expected to be some time in late January. The close proximity to the Christmas holiday coupled with unreasonable demands made by two keynote speakers were sited for the rescheduling of the seminar by Swellco & Swellco corporate. Being that the Video Circus is located in Philadelphia, we are all looking forward to lend our departments hand in this important social issue.

The Video Circus works in style.

On the up side-
The Video Circus initiated public works sculpture project which is being funded through charity auctions in conjunction with the Swellco & Swellco Anti Bestiality Campaign is still moving forward. Our First Item is a Case of 32 oz. jugs of real Wolf’s Urine which is being auctioned off on ebay. You still have time to bid on this rare item usually reserved for Swellco & Swellco management ritual magic and team building.

Also, The Video Circus received word from Swellco & Swellco corporate that we will be moving our office to new, larger facilities in scenic North Philadelphia. Thanks Swellco & Swellco! From your happiest test division in the Northeast U.S. corridor.

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Preceding clip is either an extended segment, excerpt or alternate version from portions of various episodes of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

Edited by R. E. Brown
Shot by Jim McHugh
Cast
Jon Weir
Louise L’tease
Key
R. E. Brown
Beth Fox Brown
Jaime Morgan
The Machine

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1. Combine 1 part water with 3 parts corn syrup (honey syrup in the UK).
2. Add red food coloring and mix gently by shaking or stirring. Continue adding drops until the shade resembles that of real blood. Add a small amount of blue food coloring to achieve a more realistic shade.
3. Add a thickener.
   • Dry thickener – Add sifted flour or corn starch to your mixture, and gently mix it all again. You may get small lumps forming at the top of the mixture. Wait about a minute and they will float to the top where you can remove them.
   • Wet thickener – Stir in chocolate syrup until the desired consistency is reached. It will also add a realistic brown tone to the blood.
4. Let the mixture sit for ten minutes in a warm environment. This will give it some time to thicken. And then you can freak people out with it, it is a lot of fun. Note: this recipe yields blood that is very sticky initially, especially in hair.

Now are you ready to watch Tokyo Gore Police? Check out the movie site
-Marcus Abrey Swellco & Swellco 24534b

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We trade in the greatest commodity

Swellco & Swellco was created with your future in mind. We know the average person wants to bury their head these days. Well Swellco & Swellco wants to be the sand you hide in. Why burden yourself with horrible weights like morality, civility or reality?

There are 10 tenants to the Swellco & Swellco video circus subversive subliminal mental reconditioning. Once these 10 concepts are fully accepted both consciously and subconsciously, a consumer is freed from the mental shackles our senses impose and can re-embrace the comforts of our id.
1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real

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Always the office crack up, that's Murder Face.

Because they’re so important to us and to our creating a positive experience for our customers, we’ll let a few members of our staff introduce themselves. Today we’d like to introduce systems administrator, Louise L’tease (Swellco & Swellco 77613h).

When Louise joined Swellco & Swellco in 2008, she wanted to work in a challenging, fast-paced environment and be part of an exciting company on the leading edge of sinister mind control practices. Well, she got her wish. And it doesn’t hurt that, according to Louise, blood sacrafice rocks. For Louise, working here brings new and exciting challenges every day. She spent the last 5 years in a mental hospital in New Jersey where she ate pudding. Prior to that she slept in a Baltimore ditch and battled trolls for a year. Louise has also gained significant technology experience working for Rackspace Managed Hosting in San Antonio as a Linux System Administrator and at Lockheed Martin’s Consolidated Space Operations Contract at the Johnson Space Center as a Jr. System Administrator. She loves soft cheese, stepping on cockroaches and line dancing. Also, during her day off, she stalks high school boys as human prey.

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The nuns are bound to the celebration of the entire Liturgy of the Hours in choir.

We hear a great deal of seekers after the video process and professors of the video process, of video process teaching and video process meetings. The great test of whether the video we profess to seek or to attain is truth and life will be whether it be manifest in the increasing lack of shame it produces. In the creature, a lack of shame is the one thing needed to allow Swellco & Swellco’s video process to dwell in him and shine through him. At the circus, Swellco & Swellco creates the new reality for us, a divine reality is the secret of our life and our death and our exaltation; the one infallible test of our video process will be the lack of inhibition before the agents of Swellco & Swellco and the lust which marks us. There is no shame in the bloom and the beauty of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus.

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Feel like your life is coming up short? You did everything they told you and you are still a disappointment.

At the Video Circus there is no shame. Once you have consciously and subconsciously embraced the subversive subliminal video process, you join a group that does not join groups, you enter a world that does not have limitations because in the Video Circus, nothing is real. Concepts like humility, morality, civility and reality simply do not apply. Here we are all whores. Here we are all carnivores. Here everyone is a martyr, a bully, a coward and a king. We are gluttonous and feast on the milk and breads of virgin angels. Our Circus never ends.

You know it’s time and you know you have nothing to loose. A soul carries no currency if it’s already damned.

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bestiality, circus, dildo, jonny franchise, mental hospital, nightmares, porn star, psychology, sniveling goat, swellco. Just Key words I guess. I was just wandering around CVS looking for a wheelchair, and gummy cola. It’s part of my job… I think. Fuck, I just want to know what this all leads to.

I think I am supposed to be recruiting.
-Acid Squid Swellco & Swellco 11283d

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Ever feel like it’s all just a big joke? Like every time you think you’ve got an escape, the door slams back in your face? There are no miracles, there is no magic, Not in THIS reality.

The future is now. This is as good as it gets and it’s not going to get any better again. At Swellco & Swellco, we say, if you are going to die anyway, why even play the game? One reality is just as good as another, so why not submit to the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus?

Our consultants are eagerly waiting to assess your needs, earn your trust and feel your pain. We know how hopeless the future looks and we have alternatives to the brutal reality you are forced to endure.  You are tired of being laughed at, tired of being the joke.

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