About .05% of the American public is familiar with Heino. About 99.% of the German population is familiar with their home grown superstar who mixes traditional German folk music with Europe pop esthetics. He’s been doing it for 40 years and his fan base is spanning generations.

I was turned on to Heino by a guy I was dating. His kink was that he liked me to wear a strap on and fuck him in the ass while he blared Heino. Now in an earlier entry I wrote about Genki-Genki, the Japanese bug and live sea food porn. A subject matter that is so inherently vile and insane, and yet strangely beautiful, that you can’t even wrap your mind around what your eyes are recording.  But here’s the thing, when I watch a Heino video, especially from his 70′s-80′s heyday, I feel almost the same way that I do about seeing a japanese school girl shit out a live eel. It’s not the music or associating him with my ex’s kink. (I mean who hasn’t jammed a lawyer in the ass with a dildo while German folk music is blasting?) It’s something about Heino himself that I can’t look away from, and scares me to death at the same time. Heino is just another reason why we should be glad the Nazi’s lost.

-Annette Garcia
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