It’s Valentines day, the day to celebrate love… It is just as fashionable to bitch about Valentines day as it is to celebrate it, eh-hem, Miss LaTease. I think I want to go another direction. Today I want to profess my adoration to my pretend girlfriend, Belladonna.

Belladonna isn’t the playboy “girl next door,” she’s the girl who lives next door. A cute girl with a sweet smile and an innocence about her. She doesn’t appear to be unattainable, she feels like the girl anyone might have taken to the prom.

What enamors me the most about her, is her ability to retain that innocence.
Most seasoned sex workers have the dead eyes. That long piercing stare, as if they are looking straight through you. I don’t believe the asshole adage that sex workers are dead inside, I do believe they are armored and camouflaged beyond a normal mortals ability to enter. If the eyes are the gate way to the soul, the gateway to a porn star is guarded and closed. However, this isn’t the case with Belladonna, years in the adult business have gone by and still, there is a twinkle in her eye.

The story goes that she was raised in a strict mormon family and had barely had sex when she found herself in her first scene- rough anal. Her second scene- a brutal anal gang bang. She became known for doing things most high end porn stars would say no to- rough face fucking, double anal, fisting. All the while, she STILL retained a bouncy air. She explores some of the darkest, most taboo aspects of sexuality both as a star and a director, and that twinkle is STILL there.

While many interpret Belladonna’s happy vibe for  ditziness, I have a sneaking suspicion that she is a very complicated woman. Because of this, I dedicate my sappiest of Valentines Day wishes to that girl that can take on 20 cocks at once and never loose her smile.

Check out Belladonna at her site
-Kevin Dalton
Swellco & Swellco 83473t

Photos courtesy of enterbelladonna.com

So I’m hangin out and talking with Squid and he’s all like what about little people would you bang a little person and I’m all hell yeah I would cuz hot and hiegth got nothin to do with each other. I even own dvds of Bridget the Midget the hot little person that’s always on Howard stern. Then Annie is all like I can’t believe we are doing posts about porn and all how it’s bad and shit and then she’s bitching about how she went to film school. I’m all, well if you went to film school why don’t you make some pornos and make some real money. maybe then you wouldn’t be a hatter on hot midgets. Squid tells her a bunch of stuff about how the porn stars fits into the Robert’s big master plan and how she should watch what she says. She’s all this is a bush league job and she’s going to quit. Then he’s all like how are y ou going to quit when this ain’t even a real company and  you’re all high on drugs. It was all bullshit cause all I gotta say is I would definantly bang a midget especially bridget the midget and that’s all I got to say on this now.

check out her site and see that I’m right.

-Kevin Dalton Swellco & Swellco 83473t

Photos courtesy of http://bridgetthemidget.com