Have you seen me?

There has been some concern as of late about the whereabouts of Swellco & Swellco Employee Asset & Video Circus Spokesman, Mr. Deadguy. Mr. Deadguy took a leave of absence to tend to his young manservant and companion, Baby Cheezwitts. The dead puppet still suffers from severe agoraphobia and chronic death after the brutal attack at Swellco & Swellco’s Anti-Bestiality Community Outreach last spring.  Baby Cheezwitts’ condition has only improved mildly over the past 8 months and doctors have repeatedly stated that it is unlikely that the condition will improve, being that Baby Cheezwitts is already dead. Since April, the puppet has been sequestered in an unknown, unmarked grave. Mr. Deadguy left  on an extended leave in early June in order to try and locate where he buried his young companion.

That leave has been cut short. The taping of the first full episode of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus Happy Time Dance Party Talk Show has been scheduled and management had planned on calling Mr. Deaguy back to the office.  Unfortunately, our efforts to locate either Mr. Deadguy or Baby Cheezwitts have been unsuccessful. Repeated calls have gone unreturned, attempts to locate him at the shack down by the river, or the brothels he frequents have bared fruitless. Swellco & Swellco staff speculate that Mr. Deadguy may have inadvertently buried himself and forgotten the location of his grave as well.

Swellco & Swellco is offering $150.00 in cash and a jug of Swellco & Swellco Ritual Grade Wolf Pee as reward for any information leading to the discovery of Mr. Deadguy, Mr. Deadguy’s severed head or Baby Cheezwitts. Please contact us at (781) CULT-BIZ /285-8249 or info@swellco2000.com

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