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Upcoming Events

Swellco & Swellco's roving underground movie screening and dance party

Sept. 14th, 9:30 at Bob & Barbaras Lounge
Presenting the Philadelphia Premiere of the Soska Sisters DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK
Live performances
Dead hooker costume contest
Raffle for amazing prizes
DJ & Go-Go Dance party before & after movie

For more information please contact us by email
or by phone
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Swellco & Swellco Casting Call

Swellco & Swellco is looking for models, dancers, circus performers, performance artists and characters of ill repute to be used as subjects in Video Circus subversive subliminal control test videos.

It's time to join the Circus

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A Moment to Say Thanks

A special Message from the President of Swellco & Swellco International

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Meet Account Management Coordinator Mo Mo Skank

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Very busy, but always smiling, that's Mo Mo.

Because they’re so important to us and to our creating a positive experience for our customers, we’ll let a few members of our staff introduce themselves. Today we’d like to introduce account management coordinator, Mo Mo Skank (Swellco & Swellco 25461b).

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We are all going to hell and life is just a circus

Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice: How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat: You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.

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We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident

The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind’s eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.

-Dr. Brian O’blivon,
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