Posts Tagged ‘cocaine’
Rick James Is Alive And Well
Monday, June 6th, 2011Makeup, Mind Monkeys and Crack Cocaine
Sunday, January 16th, 2011
Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.
Four Loko Me Some Love
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010That Shit Gets You High
Monday, March 22nd, 2010
Uncle Wheat Toast claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Family thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.




























