We trade in the greatest commodity

Swellco & Swellco was created with your future in mind. We know the average person wants to bury their head these days. Well Swellco & Swellco wants to be the sand you hide in. Why burden yourself with horrible weights like morality, civility or reality?

There are 10 tenants to the Swellco & Swellco subversive subliminal mental reconditioning. Once these 10 concepts are fully accepted both consciously and subconsciously, a consumer is freed from the mental shackles our senses impose and can re-embrace the comforts of our id.
1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real

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Shit can get weird

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality

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Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

“We’re not even on drugs.”

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

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“I don’t even like clowns”

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

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At Swellco & Swellco we understand clowns. Clowns and naked girls. We understand clowns, naked girls and fucked up shit. Blood, guts, even animal parts, They’re all part of a bigger picture and a new way. The Swellco & Swellco way. We hope to provide a night terror in your bed and an erection in your pants at the exact same time. Not only do we stand by this claim, but our goal is to deliver with the Swellco & Swellco quality that people have come to trust.

Are you familiar with the Ten Tenants of the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus Subliminal Messaging Process? If not, you have to ask yourself, “how much longer can I deal with this reality?”

1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real

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Birth, Life, Death. You have some choices to make, some questions to ask. Swellco & Swellco has options, we have answers.

Some basic assertions you must accept as a consumer asset:

You are never going to be rich.
You are never going to fuck a super model.
Your house will never be that big.
You are never going to own that sports car.
You will never be let into their club.
You will not retire in comfort and dignity.

If you think you are winning, it’s because they already have you fooled.
The game was always rigged, but you can’t lose if you don’t play.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s video process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb minds. When a consumer believes in the process of the video circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions—then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality (test study 312).

The Ten Tenants of the Swellco & Swellco Video Process and your new reality await.

It’s only going to get uglier.

The staff and technicians of the newly acquisitioned Swellco & Swellco Video Circus subversive subliminal mind control practices program work tirelessly day and night to help alter your reality and make the world a more bearable place.

Here you can see our dedicated staff focus to addresses signal transduction pathways underlying cellular pathomechanisms of the metabolic syndrome with a particular focus on the stress-induced Mitogen-Activated Protein Kinase signaling cascade, but lets not get technical.

The correlation of the occurrence of these conditions suggests a high inter connectivity of these traits and implies interdependent cellular and molecular mechanisms. Hence, a better understanding of these links might help to develop a more tailored and effective treatment of audio visual paralysis!

While you’re waiting to die, remember Swellco & Swellco is out there trying to feel your pain with science, sorcery and just a little bit of love.

Blast from the Past

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.

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Turn that frown upside down

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.