At Swellco & Swellco, we like flesh.

We like flesh of all flavor and varieties, but we find the flesh of professional model and performer Porcelain to be particularly entrancing. Her strong dark eastern Slavic features offset by smooth milky white skin just push all kind of buttons here at the office. And it should go without saying we hope we get the opportunity to work with the beauty soon.

For those of you in the Philly area, you can get a chance to work with her this afternoon at Dr. Sketchy’s at World Cafe, where she’s modeling for artists 3pm-6pm. $15 bucks. For those elswhere, you can catch more of Porcelain here or here.

-Kevin Dalton
Swellco & Swellco 83473t.

Photos Courtesy of ModelMayhem (Credits Available)

The staff and technicians of the newly acquisitioned Swellco & Swellco Video Circus subversive subliminal mind control practices program work tirelessly day and night to help alter your reality and make the world a more bearable place.

Here you can see our dedicated staff focus to addresses signal transduction pathways underlying cellular pathomechanisms of the metabolic syndrome with a particular focus on the stress-induced Mitogen-Activated Protein Kinase signaling cascade, but lets not get technical.

The correlation of the occurrence of these conditions suggests a high inter connectivity of these traits and implies interdependent cellular and molecular mechanisms. Hence, a better understanding of these links might help to develop a more tailored and effective treatment of audio visual paralysis!

While you’re waiting to die, remember Swellco & Swellco is out there trying to feel your pain with science, sorcery and just a little bit of love.

We own the party

Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.

To be “mentally” reconditioned means that Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process of the Video Circus, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.