Seriously, we didn’t solicit this.

From: cubby ******* <cubby *****@***.com>
Subject: Video Slave Model
To: info@swellco2000.com
Date: Friday, May 20, 2011, 4:38 PM

Dear Staffing Director:
I am contacting you so I may be the slave in your femdom video. I wish to satisfy any desire the women possess. MY PICTURE IS ATTACHED.
General Interests -
1. body worship
2. bondage
3. facesitting
4. serve as the COMPLETE human toilet
5. roleplay in “Female Cannibal Feast”
I have acted out this scenario with 25 femdoms. All the women say this is the most unique roleplay they have ever participated in. The scenario may be either fantasy or reality. I am shipwrecked on a deserted island that is inhabited with female cannibals. After discovering the village when looking for water, I am captured by the women since I have trespassed. The birthday of the High Priestess was in several days and a banquet was planned to honor her. But, a famine hit the island and when little livestock remained the festivities were being canceled. With my arrival, the scheduled event would take place as planned. I am prepared as the Special Dinner Guest. The main entree being served is the Kalua Longpig or Thanksgiving Turkey – me! The script is on Google. It may be videotaped and sold on the Internet. Websites exist dealing with cannibalism. There are messageboards for men who have this fetish and will pay any price for this product.

Specific Interests -
The women may
1. pass gas on my face
2. sit on my face
3. bite my body
4. prepare me for bondage
5. use me for roleplay
6. remove my pubic hair
7. strip off my clothes for the shoot
I will
1. never wear a mask
2. eat womens toenail clippings
3. lick womens feet and suck on the toes
4. use my tongue to sanitize the womens anus
5. use my tongue to stimulate the womens G Spot
6. use my tongue as the womens toilet paper
7. let my mouth serve as the womens vacation for bladder and rectum relaxation

After receiving a football scholarship to Michigan State University, I earned a Master of Business Administration. My career is as a librarian. I have never been married and have no children.

My characteristics are always show respect, a photographic memory, extrovert, fail/never/quit don’t exist, give 100% effort, live life to the maximum, never be a prima donna, perfectionism, punctuality, and sense of humor.  I am 100% healthy and do not use drugs or cigarettes. My hobbies are play all sports, raise an Australian Bearded Dragon, and run the Los Angeles Marathon.

This is the best order to schedule me for a shoot-
Sunday
Friday
Thursday
Wednesday
Monday and Tuesday
Saturday

I will sign the model release document. My goal is to be the blue chip slave and the asset to your corporation. I look forward to the interview.

Chubby, we aren’t in the business of making Femdom videos, but if any of our L.A. people ever find themselves low on toilet paper, I’m sure they will give you a call.

Anyone who knows me, knows that I am slightly fond of Shibari.  To be honest, its not so much the sexual aspect of this whole production but more so the amount of work that goes into this.  I’ve been quite familiar with Shibari for a while, but never really took the time to care for it.  I believe I have been influenced by Nobuyoshi Araki and find myself seeking out as much Shibari photography as I can when I can.

As for the films, I could really care little for them.  Its really just the photos and the shear discipline that goes into it.  All that work for a few kept shots.  When it really comes down to it, no one does it better than Japan.  These guys are the fucking Michael Jordan’s of this shit.  Western fools make very weak attempts at replicating it, but can’t even come close to touching it.  Americans especially, always so worried about the technical phot aspect of it, with their goofy lighting, bullshit props, and horrible typical gothic styling.  Go back to art school you fucking skels.

-Acid Squid
Swellco & Swellco 11283d

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