Posts Tagged ‘advice column’
The Pap-Smears Come Back Normal, But the Stirrups Feel Cold
Thursday, February 17th, 2011
Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.
And your little monkey too.
“My Snatch is Wet, You Dumb Old Bitch.”
Saturday, October 9th, 2010Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge*, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.
Hey Steve, is that poopy in your pants?
