Posts Tagged ‘advice collumn’

Fucking Shit Up Old School

Sunday, November 14th, 2010

keith Fucking Shit Up Old SchoolSwellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and, when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15,000 people write him each day asking for his worldly sage advice, and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

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All sucka MCs must get off the mic.

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What Would Rich Eunuchs Do?

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

keith What Would Rich Eunuchs Do?Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15 thousand people write him a day asking for his worldly sage advice and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

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Slut.

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