Fucking Shit Up Old School
Sunday, November 14th, 2010
Swellco2000.com’s own lovable Uncle Wheat Toast (Swellco & Swellco 54239c) claims to be an advice columnist and, when he’s not smoking crack or on a glue binge, he seems to be somewhat lucid. As many as 15,000 people write him each day asking for his worldly sage advice, and the Swellco & Swellco thinks it’s about time our pride and joy shares some of his wisdom.

























