Philly Premiere of Dead Hooker in a Trunk
Photos courtesy of Philip Cohen
There is an amazing trend at the Swellco & Swellco live events. The trend towards complete and total bedlam seems to be making a steady upward spiral. Tuesday’s first Cinema Barbare Night would be a case in point.
The BarBare film series was designed to be our “sleeper” night. A steady, low (er) key evening where a couple of our staff members would perform and we would all watch a new indie horror flick. For Tuesday, we had planned to have Dirty sing one song, Louise & Keycifer do one dance each. Dan.5 would spin some killer cock rock and metal. We would have a quick costume competition. We would watch the film and drink whiskey. This would be a chill, get to know us night while we continued to plan larger public service seminars and organize the soon to come Swellco & Swellco (live) Circus.
What we didn’t expect was having so many movie goers that we ran out of chairs, or for that matter, places to stand. We didn’t expect 12 bloody hoes, 2 gigolos and a zombie tranny hooker to show up. We didn’t expect that the competition would descend into a strip off, with us chasing girls around trying to cover their private parts with masking tape. (the only tape on hand) We didn’t expect a spontaneous nearly pornographic girl on girl bar wide make out session amongst contestants and audience members alike. We didn’t expect that the Ritual Magic Wolf Pee raffle would turn into an on stage urine drink off amongst audience members. We didn’t expect it but it did… and boy what a party it turned into.
We want to thank the Twisted Twins for allowing us to be the first to show their movie to a very appreciative Philadelphia. Staff members Dirty Diamond, Louise LaTease & Keycifer were amazing as always, earning themselves a “Do Not Downsize” pass for the month at Swellco & Swellco International. Our very exhibitionistic costume contestants and the people who bought a whopping 300 raffle tickets were also sweet and sweet. The urine drinkers, well… WTF? Seriously?
Go Buy this Movie Now Motherfuckers
