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About Swellco & Swellco
25 years ago, Swellco & Swellco started from humble beginnings in a small public rest room by two brothers with a dream. A dream fueled by honesty and trust and just a little bit of sweat. Now in the year 2009 we stand at the start of a new millennium, a new era of customer service and a good old fashioned pride in what we do. Marty and Sigmond may not be here any more but their spirit of trust and quality products lives on.
Marty and Sigmond would be proud to see how their company has grown from that public rest room to 32 expansive corporate industrial complexes across the U.S. and Eastern Europe with over 500 million customers annually. If you want Swellco & Swellco to work tirelessly to make life good for you and your loved ones please contact Swellco & Swellco NOW.
About Swellco2000.com
The Swellco2 2000 Video Circus Subversive Subliminal Reconditioning Program was created with one strong assertion in mind. We believe reality has become too brutal for the average consumer to handle. Never ending war, a corrupt system, a bankrupt government, impotent politicians, a decimated job market, traitorous CEOs, a gutted planet and an easily manipulated media that disseminates misinformation as infotainment… all make reality look pretty bleak for the average consumer. So we ask you, “why even play the game?” We say, turn your ship into the storm, embrace your darker urges and simply alter your reality. We believe that it is a god given right for every consumer to choose his reality, and Swellco & Swellco is here to help make that happen.
Remember, Swellco & Swellco International’s Subversive Mind Control Division’s Swellco 2000 Video Circus Project is on your side.
So next time you’re thinking “we’re all going to hell and life is just a circus,” think Swellco & Swellco. The dark gods of the underworld demand the sacrifice of your tainted soul and Swellco & Swellco aims to deliver.
