Vans ‘Watermelon’ Pack
What did I step in?
Van’s is releasing these dope watermelon sneaks for some summertime fruity fun happy sparkly fun time. I however will not be wearing such sneaks. When I was a child I had a horrible water mellon mishap. My family was having a pick nick at the top of a steep grassy hill. My brother unloaded a whole watermelon onto the ground by the table. Yours truly ran past the table and stepped on (into) said watermelon and slid all the way down the hill. I’ve been afraid of melons ever since.
I broke my ass bone. I was six. Do you know what it’s like to have a broken ass when you are six?
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