Closed For Remodeling
Swellco & Swellco is dead. Long live Swellco & Swellco
Spawned by our Subversive Subliminal Test Facility and Swellco & Swellco’s Video Circus, Money Guns Weed is a hub where local commerce and unique underground entertainment converge.
Relaunch scheduled for January 2013. In the meantime…
Suspension of disbelief can be applied to all aspects of life.
Swellco & Swellco believes hell is here and this is as good as it gets. Your physical form is soft putty ready to be molded by the elements you kneel before. Your mind is a substandard hard drive infected with animal urges. These tools of your punishment are shoddy at best. Live, struggle, fight, beg, succeed, die. There is another way. You don’t have to serve your sentence in the same cell as everyone else. The rabbit hole might smell like a sewer, but it is an escape. Are you afraid to get a little dirty?
To be “mentally” reconditioned means that the Swellco 2000 process “quickens” (or makes alive) our numb mind. When a consumer believes in the process, trusting us alone to encourage all perversions- then Swellco & Swellco come’s into one’s mind in the form of a new and better reality.
There are 10 tenants to the Swellco 2000 subversive subliminal mental reconditioning. Once these 10 concepts are fully accepted both consciously and subconsciously, a consumer is freed from the mental shackles our senses impose and can re-embrace the comforts of our id.
Why bother?
1. Create
2. Subvert
3. Dominate
4. Indulge
5. Persist
6. Regret Nothing
7. Pleasure is God
8. Time is Fluid
9. Memories are False
10. Video is Real
At Swellco & Swellco there is no shame. Once you have consciously and subconsciously embraced the subversive subliminal process, you join a group that does not join groups, you enter a world that does not have limitations because at Swellco & Swellco, nothing is real. Concepts like humility, morality, civility and reality simply do not apply. Here we are all whores. Here we are all carnivores. Here everyone is a martyr, a bully, a coward and a king. We are gluttonous and feast on the milk and breads of virgin angels. Our circus never ends.
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