Hot Predator: Masturbation Sensation or Artistic Fail?
Is that mustard on your nutsack or are you just glad to see me.
So this predator photo set is making the rounds in the blogosphere, giving the photographer Simon “The Marshon” his 15 seconds of fame. I’m all about hot Predator girls. In fact, I have regularly masturbated to the Predator since I was 9 years old. If you say you haven’t, you are probably a dirty liar, a thief and more sexually repressed than a school bus full of Alzheimer priests. Even Rick Santorum admitted to being sexually attracted to the human stalking monsters from space and has suggested it as a marital aid during consensual child creating sex.
But my issue with The Marshon and his photos, is that he is an employer of body paint in his photos. He has taken thousands and thousands of pictures of hot naked girls, painted so the have cloths and gay fantasy armor on their naked skin. We’ve all painted our genitals with mustard or mayo when masturbating to hot naked Predators, but that’s on US not on the hot naked Predator. You follow me? We do it for the FLAVOR, not for art.
So I’m sorry Mr. Simon the Marshon, but while you win creating hot Predator hard on’s in my pants, you fail due to the use of body paint on this naughty girls vagina and what not.
Hot Predator photoset- Almost but NOT Swellco & Swellco approved.
-Uncle Wheat Toast
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