Well, what have I been doing?
I can sit here and sing my praises all day. I’m hot, sexy, beautiful, languid, slim & positively a riot at dinner parties.
I would be so upset if aliens were living among us & didn’t let me in on it!
I mean, come on! Show me some love & worship me like the deity (o.k. demigod) I am! Or at least exalt me into your ranks.
I’m not a drifting, vagrant construction worker. I’m not a half wit. I’m 100% pure American babe & I demand to know what is going on at all times! I see the signs that demand that I stay asleep & subjugate my imagination, but I ignore them because they’re not designer labels with eye catching branding.
So, please, if you are part of an alien upheaval, let me in on it.
The brains of this country should not be underestimated.