Foxy Shazam After The Fact
We are so cool, we only talk about shit when it’s too late
I don’t know why we do this the way we do, but this is quite possibly the only site that writes about bands AFTER they play a show instead of before. For some reason I feel like it makes sense in that Swellco & Swellco mental institution sort of way that we all seem to thrive in.
That being said, I opened up my writing assignment from Black & Brown and it was for a show that played several days ago and once again in a city I no longer live in. The assignment said “take pictures, don’t fail us.” I know a beating with that fucking John Holmes dildo they carry around like a billy club is sure to happen soon enough.
It’s unfortunate too, Foxy Shazam is a fantastic hard to niche band and I am in love with the their front man and historical facial hair reenactor Eric Sean Nally. I once saw them at the Madison Theater in Cincinnati while I was visiting a cousin of mind who dared me to drink nine cans of red bull. I failed the dare, and that’s a true story.
Learn more about mustache grooming, the troubles that come with white pants and the true meaning of Rock N’ Roll by checking out their site.
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