Carbonite Candy Molds: How To Get An Outlaw
And Eat Him, Too
I’m an old fashioned girl, a romantic. The princess waiting to be swept away by true love — and by true love I mean a devil may care, outlaw. The kind that doesn’t care about me enough to do whatever it takes to keep me safe & satisfied.
There are no websites that advertise dates with men who stand for uncertainty, insecurity, surprise, disorder, unlawfulness, bad taste, fun, & things that go boom in the night.*
You can’t arrange meetings with outlaws; they whisk into your life at a chance moment.
I want to make my own outlaw lover, otherwise the right man may never be wrapped in my lust for those hot, fleeting, intensely dangerous nights.
Fortunata Tomato (Swellco & Swellco #69004d)
*Tom Robbins “Still Life With Woodpecker” defines the outlaw with the clarity of the bulge in the front of any outlaw’s bulging breeches.