Whitney Is Dead
2012 is the year of the 80′s pop star death march
It’s Valentine’s Day today and my writing assignment was to write about this holiday de amore. Last year Louise wrote quite a doozy. But I’m just not in much of a candy hearts and and chocolate sort of mood right now. Why you ask? Because 80′s pop stars are dropping like flies. First Heavy D died, then Don Cornelius offed himself, then Whitney “fell asleep” in a pool of water and now she’s smoking with the angels.
Everyone else SAYS they were always a Whitney fan and I’m really kinda disgusted by that. A dope reality star dies and then suddenly everyone was into her. I say “hell to the no.”
I will never forget the first time I saw Being Bobby Brown. Watching Whitney and Bobby’s high energy zany laugh riot family fun whirlwind romanic antics are some of the dearest memories I have in my life. I always like to believe that there is a little bit of Whitney in all of us and I have often masturbated to thoughts of her and Bobby Brown slapping each other over and over. I’ve saved every episode of that show and I’ve carried it on my hard drive for years without ever once thinking about erasing it. That show got me through through some really hard times and is still worth blunting to.
Because there is such a dark cloud over the entire month of February and in honor of this great Reality Show Icon, I am simply refusing to celebrate Valentines day and instead of dwelling on all of these great performers and social activists dying recently, I am presenting you a purely gratuitous clever kitten in costumes photo set bellow courtesy of ROFLcat.com.
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