Black Milk Clothing: Stop Staring At My Labia Majora!
Do these leggings make my camel toe look fat?
When I was a little girl, I wore stretch pants. I had them in every color & I wore them every day. It didn’t matter if I grew; they still fit. It didn’t matter if I got them dirty; they were 2 for $5 at KMart.
When I grew up, I turned to designer jeans for my ass squeezing leg wear. Designer jeans with stretch enough to drop down & get my eagle on & plenty of unnoticeable details to make them worth every penny.
So a few years ago, when stretch pants came back into style, I’m like, why the fuck would I want to dress like a poor little girl again? I can afford to work two extra shifts at my menial job to buy some expensive new pants!
Then I learned the difference: they’re not stretch pants anymore, they’re leggings. The stretchy pant has been rebranded.
A stretchy pant by any other name is still a stretchy pant! They squeeze your vag & muffin top into a grotesque pear bottom. Your flowy top does not hide the camel toe I know is lurking underneath.
There is no excuse for a grown woman to wear stretchy pants, unless they are from the designers at Black Milk Clothing: super shiny, excellent detailing in the construction & boast imaginative rocking images.
Designer stretchy pants? Let’s call ‘em leggings.
Miss Molly (Swellco & Swellco #DJ8106)
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