SOPA Died On Do Nothing Day, Now What?
What the fuck are we going to do with all these nasty Lamar Smith pics?
Ever have plans go horribly wrong? Louise forwarded me a list of obscure holidays to celebrate because I was bitching about being bored with the normal ones. Some old geezer in the 70′s who no one remembers came up with a holiday no one acknowledges called National Do Nothing Day. It was a national holiday that celebrates the fact that there are no national holidays on that particular day and request that you do nothing about that fact and if you so choose, do nothing at all. No wonder no one remembers to celebrate it. The act of doing so effectively nullifies the spirit of the day.
Of course I don’t have time to just do nothing. I’m the HNIC who is about the business of TCB and had big plans for today. My goal was to spend several hours making shitty half assed photoshopped collages of Douche Bag Texas Senator (I know, a redundant phrase) Lamar Smith’s head superimposed on she males, bukkake girls, moneys and all kinds of other low brow, toilet humor fun that we can indulge in down here in the underground. But then the SOPA bill was suddenly killed. Out of the blue like a bolt of whiskey, I had nothing to do on National Do Nothing Day.
This made me really happy in that, I never have nothing to do.
Then I realized that this year MLK holiday had fallen on the day that celebrates not having a holiday fall on it.
Then I realized the PIPA bill was still alive and well. Guess Orin Hatch’s head has a date with a goat fucking tranny’s body. So much for a vacation.
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