Gabrielle Chana: Terrible Jesuit Nuclear Bukkake Storm
All of Canada has been bukkaked…
URGENT COMMUNIQUE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
FROM: HIGH COUNCIL OF THE MILITARY ORDER OF JESUITS
TO: SWELLCO & SWELLCO EXECUTIVES, STAFF, OPERATIVES, CLONES, & MIND CONTROLLED PUPPETS
CC: SARAH AVERY, LORI MCBRIDE
THE PROBLEM OF GAIL CHORD SCHULER AKA GABRIELLE CHANA HAS BECOME AN ISSUE DEMANDING OUR UTMOST ATTENTION. ASIDE FROM THE GENETIC CODE SHE POSESSES FROM KING DAVID AND CATHERINE THE GREAT, HER REVELATORY YOUTUBE VIDEOS UNMASKING OUR CONSPIRACIES SURROUNDING KIM JONG IL, VLADIMIR PUTIN AND OUR MURDER OF MICHEAL JACKSON ARE BRINGING UNWARRENTED ATTENTION TO OUR GLOBAL ACTIVITIES.
OUR EFFORTS TO CONTAIN THIS PROBLEM HAVE BEEN THUSFAR FUTILE DUE TO THE INTERVENTIONS OF ACTORS BRENT SPINER, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, HUGH JACKMAN AND HIS DAMNED ROBOTS. HOWEVER, OUR OBJECTIVES MUST NOT – AND CAN NOT – BE THWARTED.
THE TIME FOR SECRECY IS OVER. SCHULER MUST BE STOPPED, WHATEVER THE COST. WE HAVE INTERGRATED CLONES INTO THE MANAGERIAL DEPARTMENT OF THE WALMART WHERE SHE IS EMPLOYED, IN SECTOR 94. SWELLCO & SWELLCO BUKKAKE MIME DANCERS HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO SEDUCE THE MEN ON HER MARRIAGE LIST. HUGH JACKMAN’S ROBOTS HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH A VIRUS WHICH NOW BRINGS THEM UNDER OUR CONTROL. ALL JESUIT OPERATIVES ARE GIVEN FULL AUTHORITY TO NEUTRALIZE SCHULER WITHOUT REGARD TO NORMAL CLANDESTINE OPERATING PROCEDURES. WE HAVE THE FULL COOPERATION OF IMPLANTED CLONE KIM JONG EUN, SON OF KIM JONG IL, WHO IS CURRENTLY MANUFACTURING HIGH-GRADE BUKKAKE ATTACK WEAPONRY FOR A FINAL ASSAULT ON THE MIAMI-DADE AREA.
OUR ORDER IS TO SHARE THIS MESSAGE OVER ALL SOCIAL MEDIA CHANNELS IN ORDER TO EXPOSE ALL SLEEPER CLONE CELLS TO THE MIND CONTROL TRIGGERS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS COMMUNIQUE. AGAIN, DO NOT BE CONCERNED FOR SECRECY, ALL MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS NOW UNDER OUR CONTROL.
DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY HER BEAUTY OR BRAIN-TO-BRAIN SEDUCTION TECHINIQUES! BE PREPARED AND ON THE LOOK OUT FOR PUTIN’S FSB AGENTS. HE WILL BE ACTIVELY USING HIS POLITICAL POWER TO PROTECT SCHULER. HE HAS SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO BLOCK OUR SATELLITE TECHNOLOGY.
END COMMUNIQUE
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