Curren$y Is Better Than A Geriatric Xmas Handjob
Why Grandma, what sick beats you have
I want to ask you, the reader, a very pointed question. How cool is your grannie? I mean this for real. How cool is your grannie? Most people would laugh and launch into fruit cake and quilting stories. Grannie and cool don’t go together.
But here is some RT for you. My grannie is the dopiest grannie of them all. A few months ago I went to the Smokers Ball Tour. I was hanging at my grannies house and skyping about “weed rap” young but already an icon, Curren$y. Maybe it was that I wasn’t real familiar with him, but I thought he blew everyone away. Well apparently Grannie was listening.
Fast forward to Christmas time. What did your Grannie get you? Socks? A sweater? A tube of Airplane Glue? A hand job? A box of old tax returns? Yeah that’s lame. My dear old grannie got me three cases of Jalapeno Ranch flavored Pringles, a pair of Stormtrooper Adidas and Curren$y’s EP Verde Terrace on CD. She was worried I already had it.
Now granted, I haven’t played a CD since forever but I sure as shit ripped that shit onto my ipod that minute and now I have a great little rolling tray. Thank you grannie, your boo boo love’s you so much!
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-Marcus Aubrey
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Tags: curen$y, New Orleans, terrace verde, weed rap, Young Roddy
