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Why does this make me horny?

I’ve been drinking egg nog and eating sticky buns all day. I made the egg nog myself. Here is my receipt for the egg nog.

James is Drunk Nog
Ingredients:
Whiskey
Egg
Candy Cain

Prepare
Pour 3 ounce of Powers whiskey into a cup. crack an egg into cup. Stir with a candy cain.

De-licious.

I also wrote a Christmas song about these lovely new Motorbot Xmas custom toys over at Dead Bear Studios. I call the song Sing This Song, Buy A Christmas Slug, Stick It In Your Butt.

Sing This Song, Buy A Christmas Slug, Stick It In Your Butt
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
Treature Claus, looks like a butt hole that’s teething;
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
Treature Claus, looks like a butt hole that’s teething;
How angry would my sister be
If her son, received one of these from me!
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
Treature Claus looks like a butt hole that’s teething!

Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
These hand painted sculpts, are so freaky;
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
These hand painted sculpts, are so freaky:
Christmas sentiment makes me choke for air
Except when Deadbear paints monster teeth and hair
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
These hand painted sculpts, are so freaky!

Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
My herpe sores, are not healing;
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
My herpe sores, are not healing;
That Thai hooker gave head, that had me coming back
It took me a while to notice, she still had a sack
Oh Christmas Slug! Oh Christmas Slug!
My herpe sores, are not healing!

All power to dead baby Jesus day! Hail dead baby Jesus for he was born and did shit and now we get presents. Cool presents like these Dead Bear Studios Resin Sculpts that you can buy here. (And stick in your butt.)

- Jimi Jam
Swellco & Swellco #23234b

Photos courtesy of http://deadbear.limitedpressing.com/

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