Mario Oh Mario Mi Amore
Sexy is as sexy does
The mindscape of the group think is a scary place to dwell in. You ever have something brought to your attention and then suddenly see it EVERYWHERE?
Well I’ve got that going on and I’m calling it my Mario Moment. It all started two days before Halloween. I went out for drinks with my sister and she brought her new bestie for me to meet, who brought his boyfriend. I almost fell out of my chair laughing because in walks Mario and Luigi. No they weren’t in costumes, it was before Halloween, they are both short little gay “bears” with handlebar mustaches. They were winking and flirting and in giggling with each other and all I could think of is… the Mario brothers are gay lovers.
Two day’s later I am treated to a R.E. Brown rant about how Mario is the living personification of the self made man. A lowly plumber who escapes the mundane world and becomes a superhero through living his fantasies.
A day after that I went to my friends house and they were stoned and watching a beat up VHS copy of Super Mario Brothers the Movie that they bought at a garage sale. While I was starting to get a little disturbed at Mario invading my life, I was more disturbed that they still had a VHS player.
Last night I sat at a bar and two hot little drunk hipster girls next to me were going on and on about how fuckable Mario is. After all, he always has magic mushrooms, tames dinosaurs to ride and kicks the gorilla doorman’s ass to get to the girl.
Then finally I go on the site this morning and there is Serengeti with a Mario mustache. I’m starting to think Mario’s hot too and I’m not sure if it’s being planted in my head, or if I really should just quit huffing glue.
-Annette Garcia
Swellco & Swellco 54823a
Photos courtesy of http://fuckyeahmario.tumblr.com
Tags: gay bears, halloween, luigi, magic mushrooms, Mario, Mario brothers, mustache
