Why Pepper Spray Pig Is A Great American Hero
Pepper Spray Pig wins by doing our corporate bidding
Pepper Spray Pig has become an overnight sensation and we here at Swellco & Swellco’s subversive subliminal test site wish to salute him. Consumer Assets need to be malleable and subservient in order to maintain the status quo. When Consumer Assets disobey, Corporations need to call upon their purchased Employee Assets in the political system and the para military tools at their disposal in order to reinforce other options for non-work related activities.
Corporate bought Employee Assets like Pepper Spray Pig are doing important work. Pepper Spray Pig is simply presenting alternatives through minor negative reinforcement.
This methodology can be broken down into simple mathematical equations.
Questioning Corporate Masters=Pepper Spray in the face
Pepper Spray in face= mild discomfort
Not questioning Corporate Masters=no mild discomfort.
No mild discomfort= comfort.
Next we must present alternatives that are more constructive and promote the corporate status quo.
Pepper Spray in the face<Watching Dancing With The Stars
Shopping at Sam’s Club for great deals>Pepper Spray in the face
Retweeting Snookie’s clever jokes about JWoww>Pepper Spray In the face
Pepper Spray in the face<Taking the family to Wendy’s for a triple patty Baconator burger.
Thus not questioning Corporate Masters + Watching Dancing With The Stars= comfort. (Or lack of discomfort) In America, comfort is king. Thus Pepper Spray Pig is a patriot and everyone should rally around the actions of this great symbol.
- Dr. Adalbert Piotrowski
Swellco & Swellco #34970c
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