Happy Guy Fawkes Day
Which is sexier? Populous revolution or criminal greed?
Answer: It doesn’t matter because we are all going to die anyway.
As consumer assets of the Swellco & Swellco Subversive Subliminal test site, we want you to spend your November 5th in quiet, meek, distracted reflection.
There may be a difference between criminal greed and worthy success- but if you can take it all with no repercussions, why not do it?
We encourage our consumer assets during this strange time of civil upheaval to remember not begrudge those who have the boot on your throat. We say it is better to try and relate to your abusers than admit that you yourself are a victim. Remember, your reality is all in your head. That unemployment check is really a Big Bonus. Health insurance? Nah. You feel great. The game may be rigged and you have no way to get ahead, but so what? YOU are dancing with the stars.
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…
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