Fuck Machine Interactive Sculptures By Killian Skarr
Oh come on, really?
I’ve contributed a few posts to S&S over the last year but have kind of fell out a while back. Recently they contacted me and asked me if I could start writing again. Why not? Then they forward me an assignment. I clicked on the link and the first thing I saw was the picture above. All I could think was… Seriously?
There are plenty of kinky ass pervy psychos working with this company and they send ME the Killian Skarr Devil’s Fuck Machine Interactive Sculptures. I am a NORMAL person with NORMAL sexual tastes. Don’t get me wrong. Every girl has SOME toys in her closet. Like just about 90% of all healthy women, I own a spanking horse, a St. Andrew’s Cross and a few leather and metal devices to contribute to interpersonal playtime fun activities. But Jesus Christ, I draw the line at dildos made of bone on stained wood tentacles with what looks like rusty nails coming out of the shaft.
The craftsmanship is great, but even the pieces that don’t employ creepy dildos, still have this alien, scary feel about them.
I found a video of a girl actually riding (fucking) one of these, but I’m not posting it, because I couldn’t even bring myself to watch it. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
Again, I don’t want to seem like a prude, but what happened to good old fashioned bedroom play? There is nothing wrong with some lit candles, romantic music and taking a soft, gentle ride on a Symbian Orgasm Saddle in a room full of old men in masks. I think our society needs to really examine where it’s going.
If this is your thing, check out the site. Me? I’m going to go pick some flowers and bake some cookies now.
-Maryanne Faithless
(Swellco & Swellco 22159b)
Photos courtesy of http://killianskarr.com
Tags: fuck machines, killian starr, prude, satans dildo, symbian saddle, WTF
