Hennesy Youngman Saves Art
Maybe Ron English is trying to save art, but he’s too late. Hennessy Youngman did that shit last year just by being Hennessy Youngman.
Hennessy Youngman taught me so many things. He taught me how to beer bong a bottle of Goldschlager. He taught me how to roller blade and not be gay. He taught me how to hypnotize hoes through the power of my inner sexual healing. He showed me how to deduct personal expenses from my taxes. He taught me how to pick out the right pair of shoes. He taught me how to look good eating fondue. I watched Hennessy Youngman karate chop a door man at the club, and then buy the man a hot dog. That’s class. I saw him conversing with a mime, and not laugh. That’s class. I saw Hennessy Youngman win a free style rap battle, just by staring. That’s talent. I saw Hennessy Youngman climb around the walls and ceiling of a studio and eat a piece of fruit. That’s talent. The man can bake a cake. That’s talent.
You do not question Hennessy Yongman, You stop, you listen, you learn.
-Uncle Wheat Toast
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